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Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts

She was like, "Aw, you need a tissue?" I was like, "Do you?"

She was like, "Aw, you need a tissue?" I was like, "Do you?"

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She was like, "Aw, you need a tissue?"
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I was like, "Do you?"
Duration
6 seconds
Views
28
Timestamp in Movie
00:18:19
Uploaded
Apr 13, 2025
Genres
comedy
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Movie Summary

From awkward lap dances to the intimacy of letting one rip in front of a spouse, comedian Mark Normand unloads in this rapid-fire stand-up special.
I say queef it up, sister. It's nice to see that thing talking for once. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:06
I say queef it up, sister. It's nice to see that thing ...
I went down on a girl once, she queefed, my hair went... - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:05
I went down on a girl once, she queefed, my hair went...
It's like when the subway goes by and you get that dirty air, you know? - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:06
It's like when the subway goes by and you get that dirt...
Sure, it's not the most sanitary, - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:07
Sure, it's not the most sanitary,
I go to dinner with my girl, she says, "Can't eat here, the chef's homophobic." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:08
I go to dinner with my girl, she says, "Can't eat ...
I was watching tennis with my buddy. I go, "You know this guy hit his wife?" - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:09
I was watching tennis with my buddy. I go, "You know th...
Ask a woman what she likes in a guy, she'll tell you what she likes - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:13
Ask a woman what she likes in a guy, she'll tell you wh...
"What do you like in a woman?" "A fat ass." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:13
"What do you like in a woman?" "A fat ass.&qu...
Like, you're allowed to announce your standards in public. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:05
Like, you're allowed to announce your standards in publ...
I was hanging out with some friends. We're drinking. Talking about our type. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:06
I was hanging out with some friends. We're drinking. Ta...
My gay friend was like, "I like muscles on a man." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:06
My gay friend was like, "I like muscles on a man."
My lady friend, "I like a tall guy." Yeah, women like tall guys. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:05
My lady friend, "I like a tall guy." Yeah, women l...
"What do you like, Mark?" "Skinny girls with big tits." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:21
"What do you like, Mark?" "Skinny girls with ...
She's like, "It's messed up you won't sleep with certain women." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:12
She's like, "It's messed up you won't sl...
Ladies, where are we at on objectifying women? Is that bad? - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:05
Ladies, where are we at on objectifying women? Is that bad?
It's tough. Some women say, "Don't ever objectify a woman." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:07
It's tough. Some women say, "Don't ever objec...
Any time a woman posts on Instagram, - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:12
Any time a woman posts on Instagram,
Smoking hot girl walks in. "Damn, she's sexy as hell." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:17
Smoking hot girl walks in. "Damn, she's sexy as he...
A guy puts up a poster in his cubicle, big breasted swimsuit models, - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:12
A guy puts up a poster in his cubicle, big breasted swimsuit...
"Is that a Victoria's Secret poster?" "Yeah, it's the one with Down's syndrome." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:11
"Is that a Victoria's Secret poster?" "Y...