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Shooting somebody is like breaking up via text. Easy, no mess
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Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts

Shooting somebody is like breaking upvia text. Easy, no mess

Shooting somebody is like breaking up
via text. Easy, no mess

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Shooting somebody is like breaking up via text. Easy, no mess.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
24
Timestamp in Movie
00:48:44
Uploaded
Apr 13, 2025
Genres
comedy
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From awkward lap dances to the intimacy of letting one rip in front of a spouse, comedian Mark Normand unloads in this rapid-fire stand-up special.
You see that look in their eye. "I know. This is hard for me too." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:11
You see that look in their eye. "I know. This is hard f...
Another reason women are better than men, - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:06
Another reason women are better than men,
What's going on there? I googled it, there's been two. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:05
What's going on there? I googled it, there's been ...
But I think if a high-school kid buys a semiautomatic weapon, - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:07
But I think if a high-school kid buys a semiautomatic weapon...
He holds up the gun, "If anyone has any objections, - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:13
He holds up the gun, "If anyone has any objections,
"I'm his uncle. I don't think he should have that gun 'cause he was molested." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:15
"I'm his uncle. I don't think he should have ...
They need to get laid, but it's harder to get laid than it is to buy a gun. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:06
They need to get laid, but it's harder to get laid than...
You can buy a gun at Walmart. You don't wanna fuck anybody at Walmart. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:06
You can buy a gun at Walmart. You don't wanna fuck anyb...
Some angry kid comes in, "I need an AR-15." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:11
Some angry kid comes in, "I need an AR-15."
Yeah. Then some kid has sex with her, goes back to school, - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:20
Yeah. Then some kid has sex with her, goes back to school,
Have a good night. Comedy! Thank you. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:05
Have a good night. Comedy! Thank you.