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Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts

Some lady's like,"Whoo! Put on that blazer! Yeah!" By the end, she's like, "Oh damn,he's...

Some lady's like,
"Whoo! Put on that blazer! Yeah!" By the end, she's like, "Oh damn,
he's an astronaut." Ladies, you're so hot,
you touch your own body in bed

Full Transcript

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Some lady's like, "Whoo! Put on that blazer! Yeah!"
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By the end, she's like, "Oh damn, he's an astronaut."
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Ladies, you're so hot, you touch your own body in bed.
Duration
13 seconds
Views
27
Timestamp in Movie
00:12:18
Uploaded
Apr 13, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

From awkward lap dances to the intimacy of letting one rip in front of a spouse, comedian Mark Normand unloads in this rapid-fire stand-up special.
You're on top like, "Oh yeah." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:10
You're on top like, "Oh yeah."
'Cause I think you're more turned on by men's skills than our actual looks. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:06
'Cause I think you're more turned on by men's...
We go to a strip club, "Yeah, dance on that pole." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:09
We go to a strip club, "Yeah, dance on that pole."
And you're so mysterious. We have no idea what turns you on. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:05
And you're so mysterious. We have no idea what turns yo...
You know everything that turns us on. We don't know what you like. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:05
You know everything that turns us on. We don't know wha...
I asked my wife, "What turns you on?" She goes, "I like a man who listens." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:07
I asked my wife, "What turns you on?" She goes, &q...
Every woman's different. I asked a friend, "What turns you on?" - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:10
Every woman's different. I asked a friend, "What t...
I'm not a big strip club guy. I'm too awkward. I'm not cool. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:05
I'm not a big strip club guy. I'm too awkward. I&#...
Getting a lap dance, they're like, "Yeah, bitch." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:06
Getting a lap dance, they're like, "Yeah, bitch.&q...
Lady's grinding me. She's like, "What do you do?" - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:09
Lady's grinding me. She's like, "What do you ...
I had sex with my wife today. Or, as she calls it, microdosing. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:06
I had sex with my wife today. Or, as she calls it, microdosi...
She was like, "You gotta post about the engagement." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:34
She was like, "You gotta post about the engagement.&quo...
Who we'll invite, where we'll do it, and we gotta get a photographer. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:05
Who we'll invite, where we'll do it, and we gotta ...
She's a great egg, but I can always find a new way to piss her off. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:05
She's a great egg, but I can always find a new way to p...
People talk about private parts, like boobs are a private part. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:05
People talk about private parts, like boobs are a private pa...
I walk in a room, grab my girl's boobs, she's like, "Hey, how are ya?" - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:13
I walk in a room, grab my girl's boobs, she's like...
Even after wild sex, I still have to walk out of the room backwards. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:05
Even after wild sex, I still have to walk out of the room ba...
The condition of both is very dependent on diet. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:05
The condition of both is very dependent on diet.
She'll be like, "I can't hook up, I had a burrito." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:11
She'll be like, "I can't hook up, I had a bur...
She's like, "I'm gonna level with you. I need more compliments." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:09
She's like, "I'm gonna level with you. I need...