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Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts

"They're great, yeah!" How about that wide-eyed toucan?"Hey, kids. Follow your nose." Yeah

"They're great, yeah!" How about that wide-eyed toucan?
"Hey, kids. Follow your nose." Yeah

Full Transcript

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"They're great, yeah!"
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How about that wide-eyed toucan? "Hey, kids. Follow your nose."
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Yeah.
Duration
12 seconds
Views
28
Timestamp in Movie
00:25:55
Uploaded
Apr 13, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
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Movie Summary

From awkward lap dances to the intimacy of letting one rip in front of a spouse, comedian Mark Normand unloads in this rapid-fire stand-up special.
I know fentanyl and opioid and all that stuff's dark. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:05
I know fentanyl and opioid and all that stuff's dark.
I like dark humor. Some people get upset. Everybody's entitled to their opinion. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:05
I like dark humor. Some people get upset. Everybody's e...
But, you know. You've gotta admit, though, - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:11
But, you know. You've gotta admit, though,
Guy in Ukraine's getting his face shot. We got people here like, "Zingers, ugh." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:11
Guy in Ukraine's getting his face shot. We got people h...
I told a joke, this guy got pissed. He goes, "Apologize for that joke." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:17
I told a joke, this guy got pissed. He goes, "Apologize...
Definitely hurt me in some social interactions, you know. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:05
Definitely hurt me in some social interactions, you know.
She goes, "Are you gay?" "Nah, I'm not gay." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:22
She goes, "Are you gay?" "Nah, I'm not g...
She was like, "I should be honest." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:13
She was like, "I should be honest."
Went back to her place. Fooling around, naked, giggling. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:05
Went back to her place. Fooling around, naked, giggling.
She goes, "Your Tinder pic, you look like a serial killer." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:09
She goes, "Your Tinder pic, you look like a serial kill...
She goes, "What did you think of my pic?" "I thought you looked easy." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:10
She goes, "What did you think of my pic?" "I ...
"Why are you mad? Nothing wrong with being easy." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:07
"Why are you mad? Nothing wrong with being easy."
"You said I look like I murder people. I said you look fun." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:11
"You said I look like I murder people. I said you look ...
That's when I realized you can't say what someone is to them. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:05
That's when I realized you can't say what someone ...
That's mean. I learned that that night. You can't say what someone is to them. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:05
That's mean. I learned that that night. You can't ...
I'd never call a retarded person retarded. That's just mean. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:05
I'd never call a retarded person retarded. That's ...
If a friend spilled Pepsi on my laptop. "What are you doing, you retard?" - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:16
If a friend spilled Pepsi on my laptop. "What are you d...
"By the way, I went on a date with a girl that looks easy." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:13
"By the way, I went on a date with a girl that looks ea...
"You got a problem with easy women?" "I'm here. What are you talking about?" - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:08
"You got a problem with easy women?" "I'...
It's 2023. We still make women feel bad for being promiscuous. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:06
It's 2023. We still make women feel bad for being promi...