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Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts

"Transgender inmateimpregnates female prisoner." I was like, "Wow." "Where is that porn?"...

"Transgender inmate
impregnates female prisoner." I was like, "Wow." "Where is that porn?" I've been watching porn my whole life,
never saw a title that creative, right?

Full Transcript

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"Transgender inmate impregnates female prisoner."
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I was like, "Wow."
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"Where is that porn?"
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I've been watching porn my whole life, never saw a title that creative, right?
Duration
15 seconds
Views
29
Timestamp in Movie
00:45:24
Uploaded
Apr 13, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

From awkward lap dances to the intimacy of letting one rip in front of a spouse, comedian Mark Normand unloads in this rapid-fire stand-up special.
Man, the news is dark. The news is more fucked-up than porn now. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:07
Man, the news is dark. The news is more fucked-up than porn ...
I was at the Amtrak station the other day. There was news on the wall, on TV. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:06
I was at the Amtrak station the other day. There was news on...
"Man attacks multiple people on trains." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:06
"Man attacks multiple people on trains."
Then it's, "Man runs a train on multiple people." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:10
Then it's, "Man runs a train on multiple people.&q...
The news is crazy. Isn't it weird we have two news channels in America - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:07
The news is crazy. Isn't it weird we have two news chan...
Wouldn't that be insane, if we had political, opinionated weather? - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:05
Wouldn't that be insane, if we had political, opinionat...
We're going to the beach tomorrow, let's check the left-wing weather. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:05
We're going to the beach tomorrow, let's check the...
"Hey, folks. 90 degrees outside. Beautiful day for an abortion." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:28
"Hey, folks. 90 degrees outside. Beautiful day for an a...
Let's check the right-wing weather. Maybe that will be more informative. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:06
Let's check the right-wing weather. Maybe that will be ...
"Hey, folks. Grab your boots, it's 100% chance of storming the Capitol." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:24
"Hey, folks. Grab your boots, it's 100% chance of ...
People make it their whole personality. It's fricking exhausting. Yeah. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:06
People make it their whole personality. It's fricking e...
I look at politicians the same way I look at CBD gummies. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:06
I look at politicians the same way I look at CBD gummies.
A lot of people believe in them, but I'm not sure they do anything. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:05
A lot of people believe in them, but I'm not sure they ...
"We're not in a recession, it's a financial hiccup." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:06
"We're not in a recession, it's a financial h...
They do it with everything. "He's not obese, he's a person of size." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:07
They do it with everything. "He's not obese, he�...
"He's not homeless, he's unhoused." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:05
"He's not homeless, he's unhoused."
How long till bad guys start doing that? "I'm not racist, I'm ethnically choosy." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:08
How long till bad guys start doing that? "I'm not ...
"I'm not a school shooter, I'm a student body minimizer." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:07
"I'm not a school shooter, I'm a student body...
They stab. Isn't that nice? It's kinda romantic. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:06
They stab. Isn't that nice? It's kinda romantic.
Shooting somebody is like breaking up via text. Easy, no mess. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:06
Shooting somebody is like breaking up via text. Easy, no mes...