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Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts

We all go to 7-Eleven,"Gimme that scratch-off." Guy goes by in a Ferrari

We all go to 7-Eleven,
"Gimme that scratch-off." Guy goes by in a Ferrari

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We all go to 7-Eleven, "Gimme that scratch-off."
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Guy goes by in a Ferrari.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
21
Timestamp in Movie
00:36:33
Uploaded
Apr 13, 2025
Genres
comedy
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Movie Summary

From awkward lap dances to the intimacy of letting one rip in front of a spouse, comedian Mark Normand unloads in this rapid-fire stand-up special.
"Rich prick. Come on, big money." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:23
"Rich prick. Come on, big money."
Rich guy's like, "My beach house burned down in Malibu." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:20
Rich guy's like, "My beach house burned down in Ma...
"Teachers are heroes." Some are heroes, some fuck their students. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:05
"Teachers are heroes." Some are heroes, some fuck ...
And that student is a hero. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:05
And that student is a hero.
You can't make those jokes anymore, and we seem more tense than ever. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:06
You can't make those jokes anymore, and we seem more te...
They'd be like, "Mark, you can't dance." I was like, "Well, you can't swim. Ah!" - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:09
They'd be like, "Mark, you can't...
Then some stiff white guy, "You can't say that." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:07
Then some stiff white guy, "You can't say that.&qu...
You walk in on me choking my wife. "Call the police." No, she loves that. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:06
You walk in on me choking my wife. "Call the police.&qu...
We're just so obsessed with race now, it's always on my mind. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:05
We're just so obsessed with race now, it's always ...
On the phone with my insurance agent. "What color's your car?" - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:07
On the phone with my insurance agent. "What color'...
But sometimes we get so progressive these days - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:06
But sometimes we get so progressive these days
I used to just have my friend. Now I'm very aware he's my Black friend. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:06
I used to just have my friend. Now I'm very aware he�...
"You're always banging your girlfriend. You're like a sex slave." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:07
"You're always banging your girlfriend. You'r...
"No, I'm just saying, you know, you're whipped." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:06
"No, I'm just saying, you know, you're whippe...
"No, I mean, you know, I just wanna hang." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:13
"No, I mean, you know, I just wanna hang."
Just joking, Jews. Thanks for coming out. Love the tribe. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:06
Just joking, Jews. Thanks for coming out. Love the tribe.
My Jewish friends and my Black friends butt heads a lot over who had it worse. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:06
My Jewish friends and my Black friends butt heads a lot over...
My Black friend had to be like, "We've got stuff in common." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:11
My Black friend had to be like, "We've got stuff i...
Go to the Holocaust Museum, there's a big pile of... You get it. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:06
Go to the Holocaust Museum, there's a big pile of... Yo...
Big fan of the Jews. I hate to see the anti-Semitism bubbling up these days. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:06
Big fan of the Jews. I hate to see the anti-Semitism bubblin...