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Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts

"What do you think about that?"I was like, "I fucking love it." So

"What do you think about that?"
I was like, "I fucking love it." So

Full Transcript

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"What do you think about that?" I was like,
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"I fucking love it." So...
Duration
6 seconds
Views
43
Timestamp in Movie
00:16:10
Uploaded
Apr 13, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
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Movie Summary

From awkward lap dances to the intimacy of letting one rip in front of a spouse, comedian Mark Normand unloads in this rapid-fire stand-up special.
The new fight is, I bought a vintage car. She hates this car. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:05
The new fight is, I bought a vintage car. She hates this car...
She goes, "I think you like the car more than you like me." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:07
She goes, "I think you like the car more than you like ...
Out of gas? Empty. Overheated? Hot. There's no game for the car. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:06
Out of gas? Empty. Overheated? Hot. There's no game for...
The engine of a car has never caught on fire and the dashboard says, - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:07
The engine of a car has never caught on fire and the dashboa...
Men compare women to cars all the time. Ladies, you're the opposite of a car. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:05
Men compare women to cars all the time. Ladies, you're ...
Your car is quiet, it's running great. Girlfriend's quiet, you're in deep shit. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:06
Your car is quiet, it's running great. Girlfriend'...
We're gassy, we're fixer-uppers. We kill people sometimes, right? - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:06
We're gassy, we're fixer-uppers. We kill people so...
Expensive to feed, always need new shoes, we slap you on the ass, - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:15
Expensive to feed, always need new shoes, we slap you on the...
You can tell you're close with your lady when she starts farting around you. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:05
You can tell you're close with your lady when she start...
You're at a party. "Who ripped one?" "Classic Claire." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:09
You're at a party. "Who ripped one?" "Cl...
We all pretend to be open-minded, but that shit's a bummer, you know? - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:05
We all pretend to be open-minded, but that shit's a bum...
The other day, I was going down on her. She farted, I started crying. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:06
The other day, I was going down on her. She farted, I starte...
She was like, "Aw, you need a tissue?" - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:06
She was like, "Aw, you need a tissue?"
I say queef it up, sister. It's nice to see that thing talking for once. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:06
I say queef it up, sister. It's nice to see that thing ...
I went down on a girl once, she queefed, my hair went... - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:05
I went down on a girl once, she queefed, my hair went...
It's like when the subway goes by and you get that dirty air, you know? - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:06
It's like when the subway goes by and you get that dirt...
Sure, it's not the most sanitary, - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:07
Sure, it's not the most sanitary,
I go to dinner with my girl, she says, "Can't eat here, the chef's homophobic." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:08
I go to dinner with my girl, she says, "Can't eat ...
I was watching tennis with my buddy. I go, "You know this guy hit his wife?" - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:09
I was watching tennis with my buddy. I go, "You know th...
Ask a woman what she likes in a guy, she'll tell you what she likes - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:13
Ask a woman what she likes in a guy, she'll tell you wh...