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Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts

Where's all the fun lesbian bars?Where's Clitz, with a z?

Where's all the fun lesbian bars?
Where's Clitz, with a z?

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Where's all the fun lesbian bars? Where's Clitz, with a z?
Duration
6 seconds
Views
21
Timestamp in Movie
00:44:48
Uploaded
Apr 13, 2025
Genres
comedy
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From awkward lap dances to the intimacy of letting one rip in front of a spouse, comedian Mark Normand unloads in this rapid-fire stand-up special.
Clitz. Perfect name for a lesbian bar, 'cause no guy could find it. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:06
Clitz. Perfect name for a lesbian bar, 'cause no guy co...
All right. Yeah. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:05
All right. Yeah.
But, hey, it's good you guys are out now, - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:07
But, hey, it's good you guys are out now,
The news is more twisted than ever. Saw a news headline the other day. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:05
The news is more twisted than ever. Saw a news headline the ...
"Transgender inmate impregnates female prisoner." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:15
"Transgender inmate impregnates female prisoner."
Man, the news is dark. The news is more fucked-up than porn now. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:07
Man, the news is dark. The news is more fucked-up than porn ...
I was at the Amtrak station the other day. There was news on the wall, on TV. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:06
I was at the Amtrak station the other day. There was news on...
"Man attacks multiple people on trains." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:06
"Man attacks multiple people on trains."
Then it's, "Man runs a train on multiple people." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:10
Then it's, "Man runs a train on multiple people.&q...
The news is crazy. Isn't it weird we have two news channels in America - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:07
The news is crazy. Isn't it weird we have two news chan...
Wouldn't that be insane, if we had political, opinionated weather? - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:05
Wouldn't that be insane, if we had political, opinionat...
We're going to the beach tomorrow, let's check the left-wing weather. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:05
We're going to the beach tomorrow, let's check the...
"Hey, folks. 90 degrees outside. Beautiful day for an abortion." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:28
"Hey, folks. 90 degrees outside. Beautiful day for an a...
Let's check the right-wing weather. Maybe that will be more informative. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:06
Let's check the right-wing weather. Maybe that will be ...
"Hey, folks. Grab your boots, it's 100% chance of storming the Capitol." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:24
"Hey, folks. Grab your boots, it's 100% chance of ...
People make it their whole personality. It's fricking exhausting. Yeah. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:06
People make it their whole personality. It's fricking e...
I look at politicians the same way I look at CBD gummies. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:06
I look at politicians the same way I look at CBD gummies.
A lot of people believe in them, but I'm not sure they do anything. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:05
A lot of people believe in them, but I'm not sure they ...
"We're not in a recession, it's a financial hiccup." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:06
"We're not in a recession, it's a financial h...
They do it with everything. "He's not obese, he's a person of size." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:07
They do it with everything. "He's not obese, he�...