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Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts

"Who got it?" "You don't wanna know." "Kill yourself. Get out of town.Change career. Don't...

"Who got it?" "You don't wanna know." "Kill yourself. Get out of town.
Change career. Don't tell anybody."

Full Transcript

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"Who got it?" "You don't wanna know."
00:00:02.918 --> 00:00:06.088
"Kill yourself. Get out of town. Change career. Don't tell anybody."
Duration
7 seconds
Views
37
Timestamp in Movie
00:22:00
Uploaded
Apr 13, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

From awkward lap dances to the intimacy of letting one rip in front of a spouse, comedian Mark Normand unloads in this rapid-fire stand-up special.
My brother's got a cute little daughter. My mom got her a Barbie. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:05
My brother's got a cute little daughter. My mom got her...
The wife's like, "No daughter of mine is playing with Barbie." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:11
The wife's like, "No daughter of mine is playing w...
Like every man toy. Twelve-pack, huge arms, giant legs. They're toys. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:06
Like every man toy. Twelve-pack, huge arms, giant legs. They...
I've never heard of a girl with a Barbie, "Damn, guess I gotta cut off my nipples." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:10
I've never heard of a girl with a Barbie, "Damn, g...
Barbie's like, "I told you so." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:09
Barbie's like, "I told you so."
If you ask me, Ken is quietly the most inclusive, - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:07
If you ask me, Ken is quietly the most inclusive,
"What is that? Wheelchair Barbie? Yeah, roll her over here, I don't care." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:07
"What is that? Wheelchair Barbie? Yeah, roll her over h...
My parents wouldn't buy us any cool toys. They bought us board games. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:06
My parents wouldn't buy us any cool toys. They bought u...
What kind of twisted, messed up game for a kid is Life? - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:07
What kind of twisted, messed up game for a kid is Life?
"Pick a card, Timmy. What'd you get?" "I got herpes." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:20
"Pick a card, Timmy. What'd you get?" "I...
Professor Plum in the study with the candlestick. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:05
Professor Plum in the study with the candlestick.
You gotta update that stuff. Make it stuff that kills people now. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:05
You gotta update that stuff. Make it stuff that kills people...
Update it. Mark Normand in the hotel room under the BBW. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:06
Update it. Mark Normand in the hotel room under the BBW.
Yeah. When I was a kid, all I heard was weed was the gateway drug. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:05
Yeah. When I was a kid, all I heard was weed was the gateway...
Remember? "Weed is the gateway drug." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:06
Remember? "Weed is the gateway drug."
"Damn, I need a bowl." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:10
"Damn, I need a bowl."
Golden Grahams. Already dealing in grams. I don't know. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:05
Golden Grahams. Already dealing in grams. I don't know.
If you go down the cereal aisle in Australia or Europe, - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:08
If you go down the cereal aisle in Australia or Europe,
The cereal aisle in America is like a fucking acid trip, right? - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:05
The cereal aisle in America is like a fucking acid trip, rig...
It's just bright colors and wacky cartoon characters. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:05
It's just bright colors and wacky cartoon characters.