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Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts

"Why are you mad?Nothing wrong with being easy." "Serial killer? Way worse." Right?

"Why are you mad?
Nothing wrong with being easy." "Serial killer? Way worse." Right?

Full Transcript

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"Why are you mad? Nothing wrong with being easy."
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"Serial killer? Way worse." Right?
Duration
7 seconds
Views
38
Timestamp in Movie
00:27:58
Uploaded
Apr 13, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
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Movie Summary

From awkward lap dances to the intimacy of letting one rip in front of a spouse, comedian Mark Normand unloads in this rapid-fire stand-up special.
"You said I look like I murder people. I said you look fun." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:11
"You said I look like I murder people. I said you look ...
That's when I realized you can't say what someone is to them. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:05
That's when I realized you can't say what someone ...
That's mean. I learned that that night. You can't say what someone is to them. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:05
That's mean. I learned that that night. You can't ...
I'd never call a retarded person retarded. That's just mean. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:05
I'd never call a retarded person retarded. That's ...
If a friend spilled Pepsi on my laptop. "What are you doing, you retard?" - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:16
If a friend spilled Pepsi on my laptop. "What are you d...
"By the way, I went on a date with a girl that looks easy." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:13
"By the way, I went on a date with a girl that looks ea...
"You got a problem with easy women?" "I'm here. What are you talking about?" - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:08
"You got a problem with easy women?" "I'...
It's 2023. We still make women feel bad for being promiscuous. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:06
It's 2023. We still make women feel bad for being promi...
The best time to be a promiscuous woman was Native American times. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:05
The best time to be a promiscuous woman was Native American ...
They used to sacrifice virgins to the gods. Throw them in a volcano. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:06
They used to sacrifice virgins to the gods. Throw them in a ...
Holy shit. I'd be the biggest tramp on the reservation. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:05
Holy shit. I'd be the biggest tramp on the reservation.
Chief walks up. "Ma'am, crops are dying. We gotta sacrifice a virgin." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:25
Chief walks up. "Ma'am, crops are dying. We gotta ...
Reward the fun gals, get rid of the boring ones. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:05
Reward the fun gals, get rid of the boring ones.
You know there was some chief up on the volcano going, - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:11
You know there was some chief up on the volcano going,
But, ladies, you gotta own being sluts. Sometimes you slut-shame yourselves. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:06
But, ladies, you gotta own being sluts. Sometimes you slut-s...
You have sex with a girl. You're like, "I gotta go." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:18
You have sex with a girl. You're like, "I gotta go...
"How about Rachel? What a whore." "What do you mean?" - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:20
"How about Rachel? What a whore." "What do yo...
You're like, "How much lobster can I get with this clam?" - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:08
You're like, "How much lobster can I get with this...
You're supposed to say sex worker now, but I've given enough money, - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:07
You're supposed to say sex worker now, but I've gi...
Weird. Sex is the only thing on earth that gets sadder when you go pro. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:06
Weird. Sex is the only thing on earth that gets sadder when ...