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Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts

"You got a problem with easy women?""I'm here. What are you talking about?" I think it's...

"You got a problem with easy women?"
"I'm here. What are you talking about?" I think it's crazy

Full Transcript

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"You got a problem with easy women?" "I'm here. What are you talking about?"
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I think it's crazy.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
25
Timestamp in Movie
00:29:09
Uploaded
Apr 13, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
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Movie Summary

From awkward lap dances to the intimacy of letting one rip in front of a spouse, comedian Mark Normand unloads in this rapid-fire stand-up special.
It's 2023. We still make women feel bad for being promiscuous. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:06
It's 2023. We still make women feel bad for being promi...
The best time to be a promiscuous woman was Native American times. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:05
The best time to be a promiscuous woman was Native American ...
They used to sacrifice virgins to the gods. Throw them in a volcano. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:06
They used to sacrifice virgins to the gods. Throw them in a ...
Holy shit. I'd be the biggest tramp on the reservation. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:05
Holy shit. I'd be the biggest tramp on the reservation.
Chief walks up. "Ma'am, crops are dying. We gotta sacrifice a virgin." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:25
Chief walks up. "Ma'am, crops are dying. We gotta ...
Reward the fun gals, get rid of the boring ones. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:05
Reward the fun gals, get rid of the boring ones.
You know there was some chief up on the volcano going, - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:11
You know there was some chief up on the volcano going,
But, ladies, you gotta own being sluts. Sometimes you slut-shame yourselves. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:06
But, ladies, you gotta own being sluts. Sometimes you slut-s...
You have sex with a girl. You're like, "I gotta go." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:18
You have sex with a girl. You're like, "I gotta go...
"How about Rachel? What a whore." "What do you mean?" - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:20
"How about Rachel? What a whore." "What do yo...
You're like, "How much lobster can I get with this clam?" - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:08
You're like, "How much lobster can I get with this...
You're supposed to say sex worker now, but I've given enough money, - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:07
You're supposed to say sex worker now, but I've gi...
Weird. Sex is the only thing on earth that gets sadder when you go pro. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:06
Weird. Sex is the only thing on earth that gets sadder when ...
"My friend's a great bowler." "That's cool." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:13
"My friend's a great bowler." "That'...
Yeah, I've been with a lot of promiscuous gals in my day. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:05
Yeah, I've been with a lot of promiscuous gals in my da...
One time I left the abortion clinic with a lady - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:06
One time I left the abortion clinic with a lady
He goes, "You're a goddamn murderer." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:07
He goes, "You're a goddamn murderer."
He's like, "If it was up to me, you'd be in jail." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:06
He's like, "If it was up to me, you'd be in j...
The guys talking. "What are you in for?" "Grand theft auto." "Assault." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:11
The guys talking. "What are you in for?" "Gra...
They're like, "Whoa, why'd you do that?" I'm like, "Caught him inside my girl." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:06
They're like, "Whoa, why'd you do...