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Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts

You know, "How could a manever suck a dick?" I'm like, "I've tried,it's just not long...

You know, "How could a man
ever suck a dick?" I'm like, "I've tried,
it's just not long enough." I've done a ton of gay shit to me, right?

Full Transcript

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You know, "How could a man ever suck a dick?"
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I'm like, "I've tried, it's just not long enough."
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I've done a ton of gay shit to me, right?
Duration
12 seconds
Views
37
Timestamp in Movie
00:07:16
Uploaded
Apr 13, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

From awkward lap dances to the intimacy of letting one rip in front of a spouse, comedian Mark Normand unloads in this rapid-fire stand-up special.
Every guy in here is super gay for their dick, right? - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:05
Every guy in here is super gay for their dick, right?
Sir, you've given a million hand jobs to one dick, you know? - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:05
Sir, you've given a million hand jobs to one dick, you ...
The only difference is, you beat your kid at the mall, - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:06
The only difference is, you beat your kid at the mall,
"Gay guys took the rainbow." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:08
"Gay guys took the rainbow."
A better argument would be mentally challenged people - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:08
A better argument would be mentally challenged people
Special ed, special needs, Special Olympics. It's confusing now. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:06
Special ed, special needs, Special Olympics. It's confu...
I go to a restaurant, "Wanna hear the specials?" - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:14
I go to a restaurant, "Wanna hear the specials?"
On the news, "Gender neutral bathrooms. Should be a man and a woman." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:10
On the news, "Gender neutral bathrooms. Should be a man...
Who's got time to decipher someone's background - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:05
Who's got time to decipher someone's background
I'm not like, "Oh no, a Puerto Rican." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:15
I'm not like, "Oh no, a Puerto Rican."
I don't care who I'm shitting next to as long as they're also shitting, right? - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:06
I don't care who I'm shitting next to as long as t...
But if I walk into the shit room and see a trans person piss, - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:18
But if I walk into the shit room and see a trans person piss...
"Are biological women the same as trans women?" - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:08
"Are biological women the same as trans women?"
Always that one guy, "I love Coke, but I hate Pepsi." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:11
Always that one guy, "I love Coke, but I hate Pepsi.&qu...
There'll always be that guy who goes, "Some people have no gender." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:07
There'll always be that guy who goes, "Some people...
I grew up in the '90s. It was like, "I don't see color." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:10
I grew up in the '90s. It was like, "I don't ...
"Trans Stories." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:11
"Trans Stories."
"We have a gay section." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:14
"We have a gay section."
HBO's like, "We have a family section." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:12
HBO's like, "We have a family section."
I mean-- - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:07
I mean--