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You know there was some chief up on the volcano going
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Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts

You know there was some chiefup on the volcano going, "You should've fucked me." "Whoa....

You know there was some chief
up on the volcano going, "You should've fucked me." "Whoa. Hey. All right.
Shit. Look at that." Nothing wrong with being promiscuous

Full Transcript

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You know there was some chief up on the volcano going,
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"You should've fucked me."
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"Whoa. Hey. All right. Shit. Look at that."
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Nothing wrong with being promiscuous.
Duration
11 seconds
Views
30
Timestamp in Movie
00:30:08
Uploaded
Apr 13, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

From awkward lap dances to the intimacy of letting one rip in front of a spouse, comedian Mark Normand unloads in this rapid-fire stand-up special.
But, ladies, you gotta own being sluts. Sometimes you slut-shame yourselves. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:06
But, ladies, you gotta own being sluts. Sometimes you slut-s...
You have sex with a girl. You're like, "I gotta go." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:18
You have sex with a girl. You're like, "I gotta go...
"How about Rachel? What a whore." "What do you mean?" - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:20
"How about Rachel? What a whore." "What do yo...
You're like, "How much lobster can I get with this clam?" - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:08
You're like, "How much lobster can I get with this...
You're supposed to say sex worker now, but I've given enough money, - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:07
You're supposed to say sex worker now, but I've gi...
Weird. Sex is the only thing on earth that gets sadder when you go pro. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:06
Weird. Sex is the only thing on earth that gets sadder when ...
"My friend's a great bowler." "That's cool." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:13
"My friend's a great bowler." "That'...
Yeah, I've been with a lot of promiscuous gals in my day. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:05
Yeah, I've been with a lot of promiscuous gals in my da...
One time I left the abortion clinic with a lady - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:06
One time I left the abortion clinic with a lady
He goes, "You're a goddamn murderer." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:07
He goes, "You're a goddamn murderer."
He's like, "If it was up to me, you'd be in jail." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:06
He's like, "If it was up to me, you'd be in j...
The guys talking. "What are you in for?" "Grand theft auto." "Assault." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:11
The guys talking. "What are you in for?" "Gra...
They're like, "Whoa, why'd you do that?" I'm like, "Caught him inside my girl." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:06
They're like, "Whoa, why'd you do...
After the abortion, she was like, "We should celebrate with a drink." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:08
After the abortion, she was like, "We should celebrate ...
But, you know, it's good you guys can come out for a yuk. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:05
But, you know, it's good you guys can come out for a yu...
Imagine explaining a Peloton to someone in a Third World country. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:05
Imagine explaining a Peloton to someone in a Third World cou...
"Whoa, you spent $3,000 on a bike? Must be pretty fast." - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:44
"Whoa, you spent $3,000 on a bike? Must be pretty fast....
Good one. Good to have you. Thank you. Just don't cough. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:06
Good one. Good to have you. Thank you. Just don't cough...
Pakistan? Hey, hopefully only one of us bombs. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:06
Pakistan? Hey, hopefully only one of us bombs.
My buddy's a Mexican immigrant. Been here eight years. He loves America. - Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts 00:06
My buddy's a Mexican immigrant. Been here eight years. ...