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Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners

Taped live at the Belasco Theatre in Los Angeles, five up- and-coming comics join comedy legend Marlon Wayans for an hour of hilarious, no-holds-barred stand-up.

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[cheers and applause] - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners

[cheers and applause]

I like seeing niggas in suits.
It's beautiful. - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners

I like seeing niggas in suits. It's beautiful.

Y'all don't understand.
This is--like, tonight, - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners

Y'all don't understand. This is--like, tonight,

[cheers and applause] - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners

[cheers and applause]

I had mentors, right?
I had people to help me - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners

I had mentors, right? I had people to help me

[cheers and applause] - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners

[cheers and applause]

"Yeah, I was at
Eddie Murphy's house, - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners

"Yeah, I was at Eddie Murphy's house,

And Oprah was in the kitchen
cooking chicken, and..." - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners

And Oprah was in the kitchen cooking chicken, and..."

I said, "I'm moving out here
to be a actor." - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners

I said, "I'm moving out here to be a actor."

"And if you gonna be
a Black actor in Hollywood, - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners

"And if you gonna be a Black actor in Hollywood,

"There's no work for you
in Hollywood. - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners

"There's no work for you in Hollywood.

"So if you're gonna
be Black actor, - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners

"So if you're gonna be Black actor,

[applause] - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners

[cheers and applause] - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners

[cheers and applause]

[laughter, applause] - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners

[laughter, applause]

I want you to laugh, - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners

I want you to laugh,

This first comedian,
he was on shows like "Rel" - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners

This first comedian, he was on shows like "Rel"

Give it up for my brother,
Mr. Tony Baker. - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners

Give it up for my brother, Mr. Tony Baker.

[cheers and applause] - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners

[cheers and applause]

Okay. Okay. All right. - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners

Okay. Okay. All right.

Hey. Thank you. Let's go! - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners

Hey. Thank you. Let's go!

I want you to know that.
I'm a proud cat person. - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners

I want you to know that. I'm a proud cat person.

I'm a straight man
that enjoys women and cats. - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners

I'm a straight man that enjoys women and cats.

Y'all love dogs to death,
but they sold out to the man. - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners

Y'all love dogs to death, but they sold out to the man.

Yeah! Yeah! Whatever you need!
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners

Yeah! Yeah! Whatever you need! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

They be looking at the wall,
like, "This shit right here. - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners

They be looking at the wall, like, "This shit right her...

This wall? Hell yeah." - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners

This wall? Hell yeah."

Here are the drugs!
Here are the drugs! - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners

Here are the drugs! Here are the drugs!

Here! Oh, there's more here!
There's more here! Oh, yeah! - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners

Here! Oh, there's more here! There's more here! Oh...

Oh! Oh! Oh, here as well! - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners

Oh! Oh! Oh, here as well!

Snitching.
That's what y'all respect? - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners

Snitching. That's what y'all respect?

They ain't gonna get
no information from the cats. - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners

They ain't gonna get no information from the cats.

This wall right here.
This wall. - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners

This wall right here. This wall.

This what I'm talking about.
Hell yeah. - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners

This what I'm talking about. Hell yeah.

Can you imagine a cat
working for the cops? - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners

Can you imagine a cat working for the cops?

"Mittens, my office, now!"
Man, fuck that. - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners

"Mittens, my office, now!" Man, fuck that.

Bodies just decomposing
on his watch. - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners

Bodies just decomposing on his watch.

Rodriguez. Purr. Purr. - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners

Rodriguez. Purr. Purr.

"It's been out here
for about eight hours now." - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners

"It's been out here for about eight hours now.&quo...

They was chasing us down
when we were slaves. - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners

They was chasing us down when we were slaves.

A cat ain't never hunted us
down on the slavery tip. - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners

A cat ain't never hunted us down on the slavery tip.

Cats just watched us
running north, like, - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners

Cats just watched us running north, like,

I want you to see this wall
right here before you go." - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners

I want you to see this wall right here before you go."

I want Harriet Tubman
on that goddamn money. - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners

I want Harriet Tubman on that goddamn money.

I want Harriet Tubman
on every goddamn bill. - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners

I want Harriet Tubman on every goddamn bill.

I want her on the 1, the 2,
the 5, the 10, the 20, - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners

I want her on the 1, the 2, the 5, the 10, the 20,

But she ain't gonna have
no different facial expressions - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners

But she ain't gonna have no different facial expression...

Harriet Tubman
ain't never smiled a day - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners

Harriet Tubman ain't never smiled a day

Like, if I was buying
some bullshit, - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners

Like, if I was buying some bullshit,

You had to have
strong lungs in my day - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners

You had to have strong lungs in my day

You making it rain
at the strip club, - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners

You making it rain at the strip club,

I'll admit that.
I be scared, man. - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners

I'll admit that. I be scared, man.

Don't mute that TV.
Leave it on, man. I get silent. - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners

Don't mute that TV. Leave it on, man. I get silent.

I be like, "You ain't gonna
find my ass." - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners

I be like, "You ain't gonna find my ass."

They be revealing
their location to the killer. - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners

They be revealing their location to the killer.

Jamal, why you
always walking in--" - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners

Jamal, why you always walking in--"

Hey, whatever noise you heard, - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners

Hey, whatever noise you heard,

Even worse if you got a dog
on the first floor, - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners

Even worse if you got a dog on the first floor,

You hear the dog
barking downstairs, - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners

You hear the dog barking downstairs,

[barking] - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners

[barks, yelps] - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners

I'm scared of cracked doors
in the house. - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners

I'm scared of cracked doors in the house.

That shit got to be all the way
open or all the way shut, - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners

That shit got to be all the way open or all the way shut,

Who peeking in here?" - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners

Who peeking in here?"

Once we lock eyes,
my two to your one, I'm out. - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners

Once we lock eyes, my two to your one, I'm out.

I'm like, "Oh, oh, oooooooh!" - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners

I'm like, "Oh, oh, oooooooh!"

Cops gonna show up
to the crib like, - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners

Cops gonna show up to the crib like,

No sign of a struggle.
Ah, but the door's cracked. - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners

No sign of a struggle. Ah, but the door's cracked.

Rodriguez, man, we gotta do
something about this." - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners

Rodriguez, man, we gotta do something about this."

I check the curtain
every goddamn time. - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners

I check the curtain every goddamn time.

I be playing it up
like I ain't about - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners

I be playing it up like I ain't about

♪ Ooh, thunder only happens ♪ - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners

♪ Ooh, thunder only happens ♪

'Cause y'all be in the--
y'all be on the toilet - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners

'Cause y'all be in the-- y'all be on the toil...

Y'all necks be out,
just prime real estate - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners

Y'all necks be out, just prime real estate

Face down, booty up,
all up in... - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners

Face down, booty up, all up in...

That's how you gonna be
on "Forensic Files." - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners

That's how you gonna be on "Forensic Files."

[imitating camera snapping] - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners

[imitating camera snapping]

We got Tony Baker, face down,
booty up. - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners

We got Tony Baker, face down, booty up.

"Look like he didn't
wipe good, Captain." - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners

"Look like he didn't wipe good, Captain."

Y'all don't be checking
the back-back. - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners

Y'all don't be checking the back-back.

'Cause one of the scariest
shits of all time, - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners

'Cause one of the scariest shits of all time,

I'm be like, "Oh, oh, oh! Oh! - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners

I'm be like, "Oh, oh, oh! Oh!

Oh, oh, oh. - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners

♪ We fall down ♪ - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners

♪ We fall down ♪

Cerain Baker! Let's go! - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners

Cerain Baker! Let's go!

- My man, keep it going
for Tony Baker, please. - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners

- My man, keep it going for Tony Baker, please.

This shit is beautiful, man.
They all protested me - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners

This shit is beautiful, man. They all protested me

You know what I'm saying? - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners

You know what I'm saying?

In order to be stars, you gotta - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners

In order to be stars, you gotta

They look at the TV.
Oh, it's safe to watch this. - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners

They look at the TV. Oh, it's safe to watch this.

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Taped live at the Belasco Theatre in Los Angeles, five up- and-coming comics join comedy legend Marlon Wayans for an hour of hilarious, no-holds-barred stand-up.

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Genre: comedy

Year: 2022

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Released: 21 Apr 2022

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