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Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners

Baxter. Then Baxter get quieton your ass

[barking] Baxter.
[barks] Then Baxter get quiet
on your ass

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[barking]
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Baxter. [barks]
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Then Baxter get quiet on your ass.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
21
Timestamp in Movie
00:10:21
Uploaded
Apr 30, 2025
Genres
comedy

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Movie Summary

Taped live at the Belasco Theatre in Los Angeles, five up- and-coming comics join comedy legend Marlon Wayans for an hour of hilarious, no-holds-barred stand-up.
[barks, yelps] - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:06
[barks, yelps]
I'm scared of cracked doors in the house. - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:04
I'm scared of cracked doors in the house.
That shit got to be all the way open or all the way shut, - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:06
That shit got to be all the way open or all the way shut,
Who peeking in here?" - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:07
Who peeking in here?"
Once we lock eyes, my two to your one, I'm out. - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:06
Once we lock eyes, my two to your one, I'm out.
I'm like, "Oh, oh, oooooooh!" - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:08
I'm like, "Oh, oh, oooooooh!"
Cops gonna show up to the crib like, - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:07
Cops gonna show up to the crib like,
No sign of a struggle. Ah, but the door's cracked. - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:05
No sign of a struggle. Ah, but the door's cracked.
Rodriguez, man, we gotta do something about this." - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:09
Rodriguez, man, we gotta do something about this."
I check the curtain every goddamn time. - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:05
I check the curtain every goddamn time.
I be playing it up like I ain't about - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:04
I be playing it up like I ain't about
♪ Ooh, thunder only happens ♪ - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:07
♪ Ooh, thunder only happens ♪
'Cause y'all be in the-- y'all be on the toilet - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:06
'Cause y'all be in the-- y'all be on the toil...
Y'all necks be out, just prime real estate - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:06
Y'all necks be out, just prime real estate
Face down, booty up, all up in... - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:04
Face down, booty up, all up in...
That's how you gonna be on "Forensic Files." - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:08
That's how you gonna be on "Forensic Files."
[imitating camera snapping] - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:17
[imitating camera snapping]
We got Tony Baker, face down, booty up. - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:06
We got Tony Baker, face down, booty up.
"Look like he didn't wipe good, Captain." - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:05
"Look like he didn't wipe good, Captain."
Y'all don't be checking the back-back. - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:04
Y'all don't be checking the back-back.