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Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners

Damn."What happened?" She told me to shut up, dog

Damn.
"What happened?" She told me to shut up, dog

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Damn. "What happened?"
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She told me to shut up, dog.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
22
Timestamp in Movie
00:42:03
Uploaded
Apr 30, 2025
Genres
comedy

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Movie Summary

Taped live at the Belasco Theatre in Los Angeles, five up- and-coming comics join comedy legend Marlon Wayans for an hour of hilarious, no-holds-barred stand-up.
You gotta have, like, you know what I mean, your facts, - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:05
You gotta have, like, you know what I mean, your facts,
"And Jesus said, Jesus said." Ahh! - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:05
"And Jesus said, Jesus said." Ahh!
Black women love Jesus and ibuprofen, - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:05
Black women love Jesus and ibuprofen,
I ain't even see him coming. He just shot his shot, right? - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:04
I ain't even see him coming. He just shot his shot, rig...
He was like, "You never have to work another day - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:08
He was like, "You never have to work another day
I was like, "What?" He's like, "You heard me. - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:04
I was like, "What?" He's like, "You hear...
Ain't nobody scared of you." - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:12
Ain't nobody scared of you."
Break it down, my man. I got debt." - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:07
Break it down, my man. I got debt."
Got in my car, shut the door, sat down, I was pissed. - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:04
Got in my car, shut the door, sat down, I was pissed.
I was like, "Not another day?" [growls] - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:06
I was like, "Not another day?" [growls]
"I got people offering me deals - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:11
"I got people offering me deals
Single, man, I ain't been single in a minute, - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:04
Single, man, I ain't been single in a minute,
I mean that so graciously." You know what I mean? - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:04
I mean that so graciously." You know what I mean?
I'm not at the age where I'm scared - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:06
I'm not at the age where I'm scared
Yeah. I'm not. "I'm pregnant." - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:06
Yeah. I'm not. "I'm pregnant."
In the fourth quarter with the final shot! - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:04
In the fourth quarter with the final shot!
No, you got a lot going on. Ooh. Mm-mm. Mm-mm." - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:09
No, you got a lot going on. Ooh. Mm-mm. Mm-mm."
You going through divorce? "Yeah." - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:05
You going through divorce? "Yeah."
Does your dick work?" I'm like, "Sometimes." - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:06
Does your dick work?" I'm like, "Sometimes.&q...
LeBron don't play like he did when he was 23, right? - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:05
LeBron don't play like he did when he was 23, right?