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Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners

Hey, whatever noise you heard, it's even worsewhen you got pets, because whatever you...

Hey, whatever noise you heard, it's even worse
when you got pets, because whatever you heard,
they heard it too

Full Transcript

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Hey, whatever noise you heard,
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it's even worse when you got pets,
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because whatever you heard, they heard it too.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
28
Timestamp in Movie
00:09:36
Uploaded
Apr 30, 2025
Genres
comedy

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Movie Summary

Taped live at the Belasco Theatre in Los Angeles, five up- and-coming comics join comedy legend Marlon Wayans for an hour of hilarious, no-holds-barred stand-up.
Even worse if you got a dog on the first floor, - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:05
Even worse if you got a dog on the first floor,
You hear the dog barking downstairs, - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:06
You hear the dog barking downstairs,
[barking] - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:08
[barking]
[barks, yelps] - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:06
[barks, yelps]
I'm scared of cracked doors in the house. - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:04
I'm scared of cracked doors in the house.
That shit got to be all the way open or all the way shut, - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:06
That shit got to be all the way open or all the way shut,
Who peeking in here?" - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:07
Who peeking in here?"
Once we lock eyes, my two to your one, I'm out. - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:06
Once we lock eyes, my two to your one, I'm out.
I'm like, "Oh, oh, oooooooh!" - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:08
I'm like, "Oh, oh, oooooooh!"
Cops gonna show up to the crib like, - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:07
Cops gonna show up to the crib like,
No sign of a struggle. Ah, but the door's cracked. - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:05
No sign of a struggle. Ah, but the door's cracked.
Rodriguez, man, we gotta do something about this." - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:09
Rodriguez, man, we gotta do something about this."
I check the curtain every goddamn time. - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:05
I check the curtain every goddamn time.
I be playing it up like I ain't about - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:04
I be playing it up like I ain't about
♪ Ooh, thunder only happens ♪ - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:07
♪ Ooh, thunder only happens ♪
'Cause y'all be in the-- y'all be on the toilet - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:06
'Cause y'all be in the-- y'all be on the toil...
Y'all necks be out, just prime real estate - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:06
Y'all necks be out, just prime real estate
Face down, booty up, all up in... - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:04
Face down, booty up, all up in...
That's how you gonna be on "Forensic Files." - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:08
That's how you gonna be on "Forensic Files."
[imitating camera snapping] - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:17
[imitating camera snapping]