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Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners

I want to die.I want to kill myself." I say, "Look here, Ivy

I want to die.
I want to kill myself." I say, "Look here, Ivy

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I want to die. I want to kill myself."
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I say, "Look here, Ivy.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
28
Timestamp in Movie
00:22:26
Uploaded
Apr 30, 2025
Genres
comedy

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Movie Summary

Taped live at the Belasco Theatre in Los Angeles, five up- and-coming comics join comedy legend Marlon Wayans for an hour of hilarious, no-holds-barred stand-up.
"If you do that shit, - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:04
"If you do that shit,
"I ain't finna come home, find your goofy ass - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:06
"I ain't finna come home, find your goofy ass
"You up there turning around - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:05
"You up there turning around
Put these fucking Skechers on and take your ass to school." - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:05
Put these fucking Skechers on and take your ass to school.&q...
And last year, she graduated from Spelman University. - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:04
And last year, she graduated from Spelman University.
[cheers and applause] - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:08
[cheers and applause]
Yeah, people stressing out. That's why they resorting to, - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:06
Yeah, people stressing out. That's why they resorting t...
Oh, y'all acting all bougie? Hypothetical. - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:06
Oh, y'all acting all bougie? Hypothetical.
Let's say I came in this room with a gun, - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:05
Let's say I came in this room with a gun,
[laughter and applause] - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:04
[laughter and applause]
Hey, if I was addicted to something, - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:06
Hey, if I was addicted to something,
Put your needles in the sky. You ready to turn the fuck up? - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:04
Put your needles in the sky. You ready to turn the fuck up?
Yeah, I'm gonna do this shit forever. - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:04
Yeah, I'm gonna do this shit forever.
'Cause I'm good at it. I know I'm good at this shit. - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:04
'Cause I'm good at it. I know I'm good at thi...
No, no. No, no, no, no. I say that--I say that lightly - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:08
No, no. No, no, no, no. I say that--I say that lightly
You see somebody that ain't good at something, - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:05
You see somebody that ain't good at something,
He getting his ass beat. - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:05
He getting his ass beat.
Don't make a sound. Shh. Shh. - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:04
Don't make a sound. Shh. Shh.
This how quiet it be in the car - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:05
This how quiet it be in the car
Don't invite people to some shit you ain't good at." - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:09
Don't invite people to some shit you ain't good at...