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Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners

I'm not coming back to get you."Why not?" 'Cause you're in slavery,silly

I'm not coming back to get you.
"Why not?" 'Cause you're in slavery,
silly

Full Transcript

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I'm not coming back to get you. "Why not?"
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'Cause you're in slavery, silly.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
25
Timestamp in Movie
00:39:26
Uploaded
Apr 30, 2025
Genres
comedy

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Movie Summary

Taped live at the Belasco Theatre in Los Angeles, five up- and-coming comics join comedy legend Marlon Wayans for an hour of hilarious, no-holds-barred stand-up.
I was married, man. Divorced in these streets now, - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:05
I was married, man. Divorced in these streets now,
That way you can talk your shit in the car, like, - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:05
That way you can talk your shit in the car, like,
Talk to your homeboy, like, "You got the game plan?" - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:06
Talk to your homeboy, like, "You got the game plan?&quo...
She hit me smooth, she was like, - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:12
She hit me smooth, she was like,
All right. All right. All right. All right. - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:06
All right. All right. All right. All right.
[cheers and applause] - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:09
[cheers and applause]
She like, "He don't like the fact - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:09
She like, "He don't like the fact
I got it. Tag me in," right? I need this point. - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:04
I got it. Tag me in," right? I need this point.
We live the way we do, bitch, 'cause I'm funny." - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:08
We live the way we do, bitch, 'cause I'm funny.&qu...
He was like, "You shouldn't have said 'bitch.'" - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:07
He was like, "You shouldn't have said 'bitch....
You gotta step outside in the world - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:05
You gotta step outside in the world
I used to be at the grocery store, dog, - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:07
I used to be at the grocery store, dog,
You just walking around like, - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:10
You just walking around like,
You can't just be like, "Yo, listen, it's not working." - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:06
You can't just be like, "Yo, listen, it's not...
Damn. "What happened?" - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:05
Damn. "What happened?"
You gotta have, like, you know what I mean, your facts, - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:05
You gotta have, like, you know what I mean, your facts,
"And Jesus said, Jesus said." Ahh! - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:05
"And Jesus said, Jesus said." Ahh!
Black women love Jesus and ibuprofen, - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:05
Black women love Jesus and ibuprofen,
I ain't even see him coming. He just shot his shot, right? - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:04
I ain't even see him coming. He just shot his shot, rig...
He was like, "You never have to work another day - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:08
He was like, "You never have to work another day