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It wasn't like a... [blows air]
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Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners

It wasn't like a... I sat on her lapand went, "Blop! Blop!"

It wasn't like a...
[blows air] I sat on her lap
and went, "Blop! Blop!"

Full Transcript

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It wasn't like a... [blows air]
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I sat on her lap and went, "Blop! Blop!"
Duration
7 seconds
Views
25
Timestamp in Movie
00:37:14
Uploaded
Apr 30, 2025
Genres
comedy

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Movie Summary

Taped live at the Belasco Theatre in Los Angeles, five up- and-coming comics join comedy legend Marlon Wayans for an hour of hilarious, no-holds-barred stand-up.
[cheers and applause] - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:22
[cheers and applause]
Give it up for my man, Mr. Sydney Castillo. - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:05
Give it up for my man, Mr. Sydney Castillo.
[cheers and applause] - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:14
[cheers and applause]
I got a suit on, man. Feeling myself, dog. - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:04
I got a suit on, man. Feeling myself, dog.
I'ma go in somebody DM tonight, know what I'm talbout? - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:04
I'ma go in somebody DM tonight, know what I'm talb...
Listen, I'm all for going into DM, but when you do it, man, - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:06
Listen, I'm all for going into DM, but when you do it, ...
"You got a boyfriend? Hmm. That's cute. - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:04
"You got a boyfriend? Hmm. That's cute.
"Exactly-- write your number down - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:10
"Exactly-- write your number down
"Django" about a slave who been enslaved his whole life - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:06
"Django" about a slave who been enslaved his whole...
Once I escape slavery and you don't, - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:05
Once I escape slavery and you don't,
I'm not coming back to get you. "Why not?" - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:07
I'm not coming back to get you. "Why not?"
I was married, man. Divorced in these streets now, - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:05
I was married, man. Divorced in these streets now,
That way you can talk your shit in the car, like, - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:05
That way you can talk your shit in the car, like,
Talk to your homeboy, like, "You got the game plan?" - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:06
Talk to your homeboy, like, "You got the game plan?&quo...
She hit me smooth, she was like, - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:12
She hit me smooth, she was like,
All right. All right. All right. All right. - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:06
All right. All right. All right. All right.
[cheers and applause] - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:09
[cheers and applause]
She like, "He don't like the fact - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:09
She like, "He don't like the fact
I got it. Tag me in," right? I need this point. - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:04
I got it. Tag me in," right? I need this point.
We live the way we do, bitch, 'cause I'm funny." - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:08
We live the way we do, bitch, 'cause I'm funny.&qu...