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Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners

"It's gonna take y'all forever "to get this motherfuckeron this bus

"It's gonna take y'all forever "to get this motherfucker
on this bus

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"It's gonna take y'all forever
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"to get this motherfucker on this bus.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
22
Timestamp in Movie
00:52:19
Uploaded
Apr 30, 2025
Genres
comedy

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Movie Summary

Taped live at the Belasco Theatre in Los Angeles, five up- and-coming comics join comedy legend Marlon Wayans for an hour of hilarious, no-holds-barred stand-up.
[imitates mechanical whirring] - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:04
[imitates mechanical whirring]
"Then you gotta strap his ass down to that, pull him in. - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:04
"Then you gotta strap his ass down to that, pull him in...
"You gotta tell these five people to get the fuck up, - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:07
"You gotta tell these five people to get the fuck up,
"Click that bitch up, - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:13
"Click that bitch up,
The story get worse. - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:04
The story get worse.
They let another crippled motherfucker on the bus! - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:05
They let another crippled motherfucker on the bus!
He learned how to walk again, but not that good. - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:05
He learned how to walk again, but not that good.
In them blue seats, them Rosa Parks seats. - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:05
In them blue seats, them Rosa Parks seats.
Turned sideways. You can stretch your feet out - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:07
Turned sideways. You can stretch your feet out
I know what he thinking. I can feel his eye whites - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:05
I know what he thinking. I can feel his eye whites
He looked right at me. I know what he thinking. - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:04
He looked right at me. I know what he thinking.
You in my seat." - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:07
You in my seat."
Treat me like you treat everybody else." - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:06
Treat me like you treat everybody else."
You stand up and ride this bus, you crooked-ass motherfucker." - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:09
You stand up and ride this bus, you crooked-ass motherfucker...
I made this dude ride this bus holding on - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:08
I made this dude ride this bus holding on
You can laugh. The dude in the wheelchair - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:05
You can laugh. The dude in the wheelchair
And I'm sitting there, and my head is in my ass, - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:07
And I'm sitting there, and my head is in my ass,
And this dude in this wheelchair got up this morning - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:08
And this dude in this wheelchair got up this morning
But he got up this morning. He got after it. - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:05
But he got up this morning. He got after it.
I stopped that bullshit, and I started to do better. - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:06
I stopped that bullshit, and I started to do better.