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Just tried to date a special dude.
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Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners

Just tried to datea special dude." It's fucked up

Just tried to date
a special dude." It's fucked up

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Just tried to date a special dude."
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It's fucked up.
Duration
9 seconds
Views
23
Timestamp in Movie
00:32:26
Uploaded
Apr 30, 2025
Genres
comedy

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Movie Summary

Taped live at the Belasco Theatre in Los Angeles, five up- and-coming comics join comedy legend Marlon Wayans for an hour of hilarious, no-holds-barred stand-up.
TSA never finds the shit that they supposed to find. - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:05
TSA never finds the shit that they supposed to find.
- She said, "Ayoh." - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:11
- She said, "Ayoh."
I told her--I said, "Baby, I'ma bring it with me." - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:06
I told her--I said, "Baby, I'ma bring it with me.&...
"We might want to get freaky in the airport, - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:08
"We might want to get freaky in the airport,
I'm like, "Baby, pull it out. Let's practice." - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:09
I'm like, "Baby, pull it out. Let's practice....
My bad. That is my penis, sir. Can I get it back?" - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:09
My bad. That is my penis, sir. Can I get it back?"
My bag go through TSA. Bag go through TSA. - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:04
My bag go through TSA. Bag go through TSA.
I go, "Baby, this is it. My dick." - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:17
I go, "Baby, this is it. My dick."
The fuck?" - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:06
The fuck?"
You like, - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:05
You like,
I don't know if y'all saw me. Forgive me, but y'all seen me - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:07
I don't know if y'all saw me. Forgive me, but y�...
I got braces. Got braces at a old-ass age. - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:05
I got braces. Got braces at a old-ass age.
I don't care if I was 102 with two teeth. - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:04
I don't care if I was 102 with two teeth.
I'll be like, "Baby, put some braces on that - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:09
I'll be like, "Baby, put some braces on that
And, uh, there's one thing you shouldn't be cheap about, - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:06
And, uh, there's one thing you shouldn't be cheap ...
My dumb ass went to-- it's the opposite of Eastern. - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:07
My dumb ass went to-- it's the opposite of Eastern.
If y'all don't know what this is. - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:04
If y'all don't know what this is.
This place should be called Students of Eastern Dental. - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:05
This place should be called Students of Eastern Dental.
Walk up in there. Everybody got a disability. - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:04
Walk up in there. Everybody got a disability.
I'm all for equal opportunity, but not on my damn mouth. - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:04
I'm all for equal opportunity, but not on my damn mouth...