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Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners

I don't go to nobody protests, especially in L.A.They be beating everybody ass

[laughter] I don't go to nobody protests, especially in L.A.
They be beating everybody ass

Full Transcript

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I don't go to nobody protests,
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especially in L.A. They be beating everybody ass.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
40
Timestamp in Movie
00:19:30
Uploaded
Apr 30, 2025
Genres
comedy

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Movie Summary

Taped live at the Belasco Theatre in Los Angeles, five up- and-coming comics join comedy legend Marlon Wayans for an hour of hilarious, no-holds-barred stand-up.
He got his ass beat. He came back racist. - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:04
He got his ass beat. He came back racist.
We gotta make racial profiling legal. - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:05
We gotta make racial profiling legal.
So whatever crime your race - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:05
So whatever crime your race
Hey, how you doing, buddy? Any crack in your car? - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:04
Hey, how you doing, buddy? Any crack in your car?
You wouldn't happen to have your green card on, would you? - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:04
You wouldn't happen to have your green card on, would y...
You an American citizen? You're good to go. - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:05
You an American citizen? You're good to go.
You wouldn't happen to have your computer on you, - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:07
You wouldn't happen to have your computer on you,
"Don't talk about racism." - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:08
"Don't talk about racism."
Yeah, suicide and depression and anxiety, - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:06
Yeah, suicide and depression and anxiety,
I'm not talking about those motherfuckers - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:09
I'm not talking about those motherfuckers
"Kill myself again." - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:07
"Kill myself again."
I'll never forget, my daughter was 12 years old, - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:05
I'll never forget, my daughter was 12 years old,
All-all because I brought her the wrong pair - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:05
All-all because I brought her the wrong pair
She said, "Dad, what are those? - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:05
She said, "Dad, what are those?
They gonna tease me at school. I'm gonna get bullied." - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:10
They gonna tease me at school. I'm gonna get bullied.&q...
I want to die. I want to kill myself." - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:06
I want to die. I want to kill myself."
"If you do that shit, - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:04
"If you do that shit,
"I ain't finna come home, find your goofy ass - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:06
"I ain't finna come home, find your goofy ass
"You up there turning around - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:05
"You up there turning around
Put these fucking Skechers on and take your ass to school." - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:05
Put these fucking Skechers on and take your ass to school.&q...