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Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners

"Mittens, my office, now!"Man, fuck that

"Mittens, my office, now!"
Man, fuck that

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"Mittens, my office, now!" Man, fuck that.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
25
Timestamp in Movie
00:06:03
Uploaded
Apr 30, 2025
Genres
comedy

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Movie Summary

Taped live at the Belasco Theatre in Los Angeles, five up- and-coming comics join comedy legend Marlon Wayans for an hour of hilarious, no-holds-barred stand-up.
Bodies just decomposing on his watch. - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:05
Bodies just decomposing on his watch.
Rodriguez. Purr. Purr. - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:05
Rodriguez. Purr. Purr.
"It's been out here for about eight hours now." - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:05
"It's been out here for about eight hours now.&quo...
They was chasing us down when we were slaves. - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:05
They was chasing us down when we were slaves.
A cat ain't never hunted us down on the slavery tip. - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:06
A cat ain't never hunted us down on the slavery tip.
Cats just watched us running north, like, - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:06
Cats just watched us running north, like,
I want you to see this wall right here before you go." - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:09
I want you to see this wall right here before you go."
I want Harriet Tubman on that goddamn money. - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:04
I want Harriet Tubman on that goddamn money.
I want Harriet Tubman on every goddamn bill. - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:06
I want Harriet Tubman on every goddamn bill.
I want her on the 1, the 2, the 5, the 10, the 20, - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:08
I want her on the 1, the 2, the 5, the 10, the 20,
But she ain't gonna have no different facial expressions - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:05
But she ain't gonna have no different facial expression...
Harriet Tubman ain't never smiled a day - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:05
Harriet Tubman ain't never smiled a day
Like, if I was buying some bullshit, - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:05
Like, if I was buying some bullshit,
You had to have strong lungs in my day - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:05
You had to have strong lungs in my day
You making it rain at the strip club, - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:05
You making it rain at the strip club,
I'll admit that. I be scared, man. - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:04
I'll admit that. I be scared, man.
Don't mute that TV. Leave it on, man. I get silent. - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:05
Don't mute that TV. Leave it on, man. I get silent.
I be like, "You ain't gonna find my ass." - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:06
I be like, "You ain't gonna find my ass."
They be revealing their location to the killer. - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:05
They be revealing their location to the killer.
Jamal, why you always walking in--" - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:07
Jamal, why you always walking in--"