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Nigga, you scared of COVID
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Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners

Nigga, you scared of COVID but you ain't afraidof STDs, nigga?

Nigga, you scared of COVID but you ain't afraid
of STDs, nigga?

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Nigga, you scared of COVID
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but you ain't afraid of STDs, nigga?
Duration
6 seconds
Views
31
Timestamp in Movie
00:27:50
Uploaded
Apr 30, 2025
Genres
comedy

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Movie Summary

Taped live at the Belasco Theatre in Los Angeles, five up- and-coming comics join comedy legend Marlon Wayans for an hour of hilarious, no-holds-barred stand-up.
This next comedian, I have no idea who she is. - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:06
This next comedian, I have no idea who she is.
Apparently, she was on "Wild 'N Out." - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:07
Apparently, she was on "Wild 'N Out."
Y'all get up for my baby, Miss Chaunté Wayans. - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:05
Y'all get up for my baby, Miss Chaunté Wayans.
[cheers and applause] - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:17
[cheers and applause]
You doing good? This nigga looking at me like, - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:10
You doing good? This nigga looking at me like,
I thought I would never lose with dudes. - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:04
I thought I would never lose with dudes.
It's only two types of dudes that still try to holla at me. - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:04
It's only two types of dudes that still try to holla at...
That's New Yorkers and Indians. - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:04
That's New Yorkers and Indians.
They see you, they be like, "You see that chick right there - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:08
They see you, they be like, "You see that chick right t...
That bitch got nice tits right there." - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:07
That bitch got nice tits right there."
And Indians? Whoo, Indians. I get two types of them too. - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:04
And Indians? Whoo, Indians. I get two types of them too.
Them and 7-Eleven Indians love me. - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:05
Them and 7-Eleven Indians love me.
When I say love me, I could go into the store - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:06
When I say love me, I could go into the store
They look at me, they be like, "You have boyfriend?" - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:16
They look at me, they be like, "You have boyfriend?&quo...
Nah, I knew--I knew when was the last day I said fuck dudes. - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:04
Nah, I knew--I knew when was the last day I said fuck dudes.
I knew. 'Cause everybody-everybody - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:04
I knew. 'Cause everybody-everybody
What? What? Who hurt you? Who was the dude that did it? - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:04
What? What? Who hurt you? Who was the dude that did it?
And I'll tell you, when I was in high school, - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:06
And I'll tell you, when I was in high school,
[groans and laughter] - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:06
[groans and laughter]
But he was laced. Haircut and everything. - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:05
But he was laced. Haircut and everything.