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Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners

So whatever crime your race or nationality knownfor doing

So whatever crime your race or nationality known
for doing

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So whatever crime your race
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or nationality known for doing...
Duration
5 seconds
Views
31
Timestamp in Movie
00:20:22
Uploaded
Apr 30, 2025
Genres
comedy

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Movie Summary

Taped live at the Belasco Theatre in Los Angeles, five up- and-coming comics join comedy legend Marlon Wayans for an hour of hilarious, no-holds-barred stand-up.
Hey, how you doing, buddy? Any crack in your car? - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:04
Hey, how you doing, buddy? Any crack in your car?
You wouldn't happen to have your green card on, would you? - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:04
You wouldn't happen to have your green card on, would y...
You an American citizen? You're good to go. - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:05
You an American citizen? You're good to go.
You wouldn't happen to have your computer on you, - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:07
You wouldn't happen to have your computer on you,
"Don't talk about racism." - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:08
"Don't talk about racism."
Yeah, suicide and depression and anxiety, - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:06
Yeah, suicide and depression and anxiety,
I'm not talking about those motherfuckers - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:09
I'm not talking about those motherfuckers
"Kill myself again." - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:07
"Kill myself again."
I'll never forget, my daughter was 12 years old, - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:05
I'll never forget, my daughter was 12 years old,
All-all because I brought her the wrong pair - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:05
All-all because I brought her the wrong pair
She said, "Dad, what are those? - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:05
She said, "Dad, what are those?
They gonna tease me at school. I'm gonna get bullied." - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:10
They gonna tease me at school. I'm gonna get bullied.&q...
I want to die. I want to kill myself." - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:06
I want to die. I want to kill myself."
"If you do that shit, - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:04
"If you do that shit,
"I ain't finna come home, find your goofy ass - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:06
"I ain't finna come home, find your goofy ass
"You up there turning around - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:05
"You up there turning around
Put these fucking Skechers on and take your ass to school." - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:05
Put these fucking Skechers on and take your ass to school.&q...
And last year, she graduated from Spelman University. - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:04
And last year, she graduated from Spelman University.
[cheers and applause] - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:08
[cheers and applause]
Yeah, people stressing out. That's why they resorting to, - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:06
Yeah, people stressing out. That's why they resorting t...