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We live the way we do, bitch, 'cause I'm funny.
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Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners

We live the way we do, bitch,'cause I'm funny." Right? Right? Right?The counselor didn't...

We live the way we do, bitch,
'cause I'm funny." Right? Right? Right?
The counselor didn't clap

Full Transcript

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We live the way we do, bitch, 'cause I'm funny."
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Right? Right? Right? The counselor didn't clap.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
28
Timestamp in Movie
00:41:14
Uploaded
Apr 30, 2025
Genres
comedy

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Movie Summary

Taped live at the Belasco Theatre in Los Angeles, five up- and-coming comics join comedy legend Marlon Wayans for an hour of hilarious, no-holds-barred stand-up.
He was like, "You shouldn't have said 'bitch.'" - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:07
He was like, "You shouldn't have said 'bitch....
You gotta step outside in the world - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:05
You gotta step outside in the world
I used to be at the grocery store, dog, - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:07
I used to be at the grocery store, dog,
You just walking around like, - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:10
You just walking around like,
You can't just be like, "Yo, listen, it's not working." - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:06
You can't just be like, "Yo, listen, it's not...
Damn. "What happened?" - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:05
Damn. "What happened?"
You gotta have, like, you know what I mean, your facts, - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:05
You gotta have, like, you know what I mean, your facts,
"And Jesus said, Jesus said." Ahh! - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:05
"And Jesus said, Jesus said." Ahh!
Black women love Jesus and ibuprofen, - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:05
Black women love Jesus and ibuprofen,
I ain't even see him coming. He just shot his shot, right? - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:04
I ain't even see him coming. He just shot his shot, rig...
He was like, "You never have to work another day - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:08
He was like, "You never have to work another day
I was like, "What?" He's like, "You heard me. - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:04
I was like, "What?" He's like, "You hear...
Ain't nobody scared of you." - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:12
Ain't nobody scared of you."
Break it down, my man. I got debt." - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:07
Break it down, my man. I got debt."
Got in my car, shut the door, sat down, I was pissed. - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:04
Got in my car, shut the door, sat down, I was pissed.
I was like, "Not another day?" [growls] - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:06
I was like, "Not another day?" [growls]
"I got people offering me deals - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:11
"I got people offering me deals
Single, man, I ain't been single in a minute, - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:04
Single, man, I ain't been single in a minute,
I mean that so graciously." You know what I mean? - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:04
I mean that so graciously." You know what I mean?
I'm not at the age where I'm scared - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:06
I'm not at the age where I'm scared