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Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners

You like, "I ain't come here to hearabout fake dicks, okay?"

You like, "I ain't come here to hear
about fake dicks, okay?"

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"I ain't come here to hear about fake dicks, okay?"
Duration
5 seconds
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Timestamp in Movie
00:34:02
Uploaded
Apr 30, 2025
Genres
comedy

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Taped live at the Belasco Theatre in Los Angeles, five up- and-coming comics join comedy legend Marlon Wayans for an hour of hilarious, no-holds-barred stand-up.
I don't know if y'all saw me. Forgive me, but y'all seen me - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:07
I don't know if y'all saw me. Forgive me, but y�...
I got braces. Got braces at a old-ass age. - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:05
I got braces. Got braces at a old-ass age.
I don't care if I was 102 with two teeth. - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:04
I don't care if I was 102 with two teeth.
I'll be like, "Baby, put some braces on that - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:09
I'll be like, "Baby, put some braces on that
And, uh, there's one thing you shouldn't be cheap about, - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:06
And, uh, there's one thing you shouldn't be cheap ...
My dumb ass went to-- it's the opposite of Eastern. - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:07
My dumb ass went to-- it's the opposite of Eastern.
If y'all don't know what this is. - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:04
If y'all don't know what this is.
This place should be called Students of Eastern Dental. - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:05
This place should be called Students of Eastern Dental.
Walk up in there. Everybody got a disability. - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:04
Walk up in there. Everybody got a disability.
I'm all for equal opportunity, but not on my damn mouth. - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:04
I'm all for equal opportunity, but not on my damn mouth...
First dude that started working on my teeth, his hand shook. - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:05
First dude that started working on my teeth, his hand shook.
I don't know if you had braces before, - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:06
I don't know if you had braces before,
So he's sitting there, getting in my teeth, - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:12
So he's sitting there, getting in my teeth,
She's like, "Don't worry about it, I got you." - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:05
She's like, "Don't worry about it, I got you....
He was like, "Right this way. Right this way." - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:06
He was like, "Right this way. Right this way."
I paid for a two-arm thing, okay? - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:04
I paid for a two-arm thing, okay?
She--listen, when you give your money away, - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:06
She--listen, when you give your money away,
She act like--she actually pretended to call corporate. - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:05
She act like--she actually pretended to call corporate.
She was like, "Boop. Boop. Boop." - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:06
She was like, "Boop. Boop. Boop."
Let me talk to the fucking manager." - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:06
Let me talk to the fucking manager."