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Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners

You wouldn't happen to haveyour computer on you, would you?We just want to make sure...

You wouldn't happen to have
your computer on you, would you?
We just want to make sure there's no fucking kiddie porn
on that shit

Full Transcript

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You wouldn't happen to have your computer on you,
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would you? We just want to make sure
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there's no fucking kiddie porn on that shit.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
27
Timestamp in Movie
00:21:05
Uploaded
Apr 30, 2025
Genres
comedy

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Movie Summary

Taped live at the Belasco Theatre in Los Angeles, five up- and-coming comics join comedy legend Marlon Wayans for an hour of hilarious, no-holds-barred stand-up.
"Don't talk about racism." - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:08
"Don't talk about racism."
Yeah, suicide and depression and anxiety, - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:06
Yeah, suicide and depression and anxiety,
I'm not talking about those motherfuckers - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:09
I'm not talking about those motherfuckers
"Kill myself again." - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:07
"Kill myself again."
I'll never forget, my daughter was 12 years old, - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:05
I'll never forget, my daughter was 12 years old,
All-all because I brought her the wrong pair - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:05
All-all because I brought her the wrong pair
She said, "Dad, what are those? - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:05
She said, "Dad, what are those?
They gonna tease me at school. I'm gonna get bullied." - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:10
They gonna tease me at school. I'm gonna get bullied.&q...
I want to die. I want to kill myself." - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:06
I want to die. I want to kill myself."
"If you do that shit, - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:04
"If you do that shit,
"I ain't finna come home, find your goofy ass - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:06
"I ain't finna come home, find your goofy ass
"You up there turning around - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:05
"You up there turning around
Put these fucking Skechers on and take your ass to school." - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:05
Put these fucking Skechers on and take your ass to school.&q...
And last year, she graduated from Spelman University. - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:04
And last year, she graduated from Spelman University.
[cheers and applause] - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:08
[cheers and applause]
Yeah, people stressing out. That's why they resorting to, - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:06
Yeah, people stressing out. That's why they resorting t...
Oh, y'all acting all bougie? Hypothetical. - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:06
Oh, y'all acting all bougie? Hypothetical.
Let's say I came in this room with a gun, - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:05
Let's say I came in this room with a gun,
[laughter and applause] - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:04
[laughter and applause]
Hey, if I was addicted to something, - Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners 00:06
Hey, if I was addicted to something,