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And don't try a 17-year-old dick 'cause that's going to be quick and bad
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Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish

And don't try a 17-year-old dick'cause that's going to be quick and bad and you may be...

And don't try a 17-year-old dick
'cause that's going to be quick and bad and you may be like,
"Fuck him. Bitches for life." Go get you a nice, seasoned dick

Full Transcript

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And don't try a 17-year-old dick 'cause that's going to be quick and bad
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and you may be like, "Fuck him. Bitches for life."
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Go get you a nice, seasoned dick.
Duration
12 seconds
Views
28
Timestamp in Movie
00:56:34
Uploaded
Jun 28, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
Comedy Dynamics,Wayans Alvarez Productions

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Movie Summary

An American stand-up comedy special starring Marlon Wayans who jokes about politics, racism, hip-hop, gay rights, and raising kids.
You know? Go get you a nice, 22-year-old grad school dick. - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:05
You know? Go get you a nice, 22-year-old grad school dick.
You know what I mean? Somebody that had a couple - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:06
You know what I mean? Somebody that had a couple
You know, it was cleared up, - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:07
You know, it was cleared up,
But you got to try a dick, and don't get no little, - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:06
But you got to try a dick, and don't get no little,
And don't get no super, girthy dick - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:07
And don't get no super, girthy dick
Every time you having sex with it, it feels like you need an episiotomy - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:07
Every time you having sex with it, it feels like you need an...
And don't get no little, weird, uncircumcised dick. Don't get no... - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:05
And don't get no little, weird, uncircumcised dick. Don...
One of them dick that look like an anteater - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:06
One of them dick that look like an anteater
And when you pull the skin back, its all full of lint and cheese. - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:05
And when you pull the skin back, its all full of lint and ch...
Like an old gym sock that's been left in a locker room for two or three days. - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:05
Like an old gym sock that's been left in a locker room ...
And when you taste it, it tastes bad, - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:05
And when you taste it, it tastes bad,
You need some salt and a lime, - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:06
You need some salt and a lime,
And I'mma tell you something, when my daughter-- - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:08
And I'mma tell you something, when my daughter--
It was hard because, you know, this was a little white girl, too, - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:06
It was hard because, you know, this was a little white girl,...
But when your child is crying on your shoulder - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:07
But when your child is crying on your shoulder
It's not on me to judge her, it's on me to love her. - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:05
It's not on me to judge her, it's on me to love he...
So, I grabbed my baby, and I hugged her, and let her know it was going to be okay. - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:05
So, I grabbed my baby, and I hugged her, and let her know it...
And she was crying and snotting on my brand new Gucci shirt, - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:06
And she was crying and snotting on my brand new Gucci shirt,
You know, through the form of a song. I said, "Hey, baby girl, you know... - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:04
You know, through the form of a song. I said, "Hey, bab...
Look at my sperm. Look at how beautiful you are." - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:24
Look at my sperm. Look at how beautiful you are."