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And it got them weird, scraggly hairs on it
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Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish

And it got them weird,scraggly hairs on it

And it got them weird,
scraggly hairs on it

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And it got them weird, scraggly hairs on it.
Duration
4 seconds
Views
25
Timestamp in Movie
00:12:51
Uploaded
Jun 28, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
Comedy Dynamics,Wayans Alvarez Productions

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Movie Summary

An American stand-up comedy special starring Marlon Wayans who jokes about politics, racism, hip-hop, gay rights, and raising kids.
The hair don't grow right there. It's all scraggly and sparse. - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:04
The hair don't grow right there. It's all scraggly...
But it lay down. It look like LeBron James' hairline right here. - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:04
But it lay down. It look like LeBron James' hairline ri...
But if your hair's real nappy and shit, it look like Kevin Durant's. - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:05
But if your hair's real nappy and shit, it look like Ke...
But it's a weird little area, this little place, right? - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:04
But it's a weird little area, this little place, right?
It feels so good, you'll be making noises like a white girl in a lesbian porno. - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:06
It feels so good, you'll be making noises like a white ...
Fuck yeah! Lick my fucking gooch! Lick my fucking gooch!" - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:12
Fuck yeah! Lick my fucking gooch! Lick my fucking gooch!&quo...
Nah, nah, 'cause when you get mad, you be saying all my fucking business. - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:05
Nah, nah, 'cause when you get mad, you be saying all my...
Oh, my fucking God! Get my fucking gooch! Fuck yeah! - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:06
Oh, my fucking God! Get my fucking gooch! Fuck yeah!
Hold on, get the dick, too. We call that the Doberman pinscher tail." - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:05
Hold on, get the dick, too. We call that the Doberman pinsch...
Well, if somebody was to wax that part of my asshole, - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:06
Well, if somebody was to wax that part of my asshole,
[trills, exclaims] - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:08
[trills, exclaims]
'Cause the first place I came to perform-- - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:05
'Cause the first place I came to perform--
Yeah, I didn't graduate. I know all that shit. I just-- - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:08
Yeah, I didn't graduate. I know all that shit. I just--
Then In Living Color came on. I was, like, "Bye, niggas, I'm gonna get rich! - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:04
Then In Living Color came on. I was, like, "Bye, niggas...
It's great to hear y'all laughter, man, because this world is going through shit, - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:08
It's great to hear y'all laughter, man, because th...
Man, you look at the world, we got hurricanes, - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:06
Man, you look at the world, we got hurricanes,
I blame the Kardashians. See-- - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:09
I blame the Kardashians. See--
I don't know what is in the vagina of a Kardashian, - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:08
I don't know what is in the vagina of a Kardashian,
It's like, as soon as you put your dick in a Kardashian, their vagina sucks... - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:05
It's like, as soon as you put your dick in a Kardashian...
[inhales] - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:06
[inhales]