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Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish

But you got to try a dick,and don't get no little, stabby dick that feellike a number two...

But you got to try a dick,
and don't get no little, stabby dick that feel
like a number two pencil you fucking

Full Transcript

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But you got to try a dick, and don't get no little,
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stabby dick that feel like a number two pencil you fucking.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
33
Timestamp in Movie
00:57:05
Uploaded
Jun 28, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
Comedy Dynamics,Wayans Alvarez Productions

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Movie Summary

An American stand-up comedy special starring Marlon Wayans who jokes about politics, racism, hip-hop, gay rights, and raising kids.
And don't get no super, girthy dick - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:07
And don't get no super, girthy dick
Every time you having sex with it, it feels like you need an episiotomy - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:07
Every time you having sex with it, it feels like you need an...
And don't get no little, weird, uncircumcised dick. Don't get no... - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:05
And don't get no little, weird, uncircumcised dick. Don...
One of them dick that look like an anteater - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:06
One of them dick that look like an anteater
And when you pull the skin back, its all full of lint and cheese. - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:05
And when you pull the skin back, its all full of lint and ch...
Like an old gym sock that's been left in a locker room for two or three days. - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:05
Like an old gym sock that's been left in a locker room ...
And when you taste it, it tastes bad, - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:05
And when you taste it, it tastes bad,
You need some salt and a lime, - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:06
You need some salt and a lime,
And I'mma tell you something, when my daughter-- - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:08
And I'mma tell you something, when my daughter--
It was hard because, you know, this was a little white girl, too, - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:06
It was hard because, you know, this was a little white girl,...
But when your child is crying on your shoulder - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:07
But when your child is crying on your shoulder
It's not on me to judge her, it's on me to love her. - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:05
It's not on me to judge her, it's on me to love he...
So, I grabbed my baby, and I hugged her, and let her know it was going to be okay. - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:05
So, I grabbed my baby, and I hugged her, and let her know it...
And she was crying and snotting on my brand new Gucci shirt, - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:06
And she was crying and snotting on my brand new Gucci shirt,
You know, through the form of a song. I said, "Hey, baby girl, you know... - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:04
You know, through the form of a song. I said, "Hey, bab...
Look at my sperm. Look at how beautiful you are." - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:24
Look at my sperm. Look at how beautiful you are."
I'm almost your height." - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:09
I'm almost your height."
And as a dad, all you want to see is your child be great. - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:04
And as a dad, all you want to see is your child be great.
That's all you want, to see your child be their greatest them. - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:05
That's all you want, to see your child be their greates...
And so my son, he was playing basketball, and he's a great basketball player. - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:04
And so my son, he was playing basketball, and he's a gr...