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Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish

But what if I'm gay?" And I said

but what if I'm gay?" And I said

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but what if I'm gay?"
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And I said...
Duration
5 seconds
Views
20
Timestamp in Movie
00:54:58
Uploaded
Jun 28, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
Comedy Dynamics,Wayans Alvarez Productions

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Movie Summary

An American stand-up comedy special starring Marlon Wayans who jokes about politics, racism, hip-hop, gay rights, and raising kids.
"If you are gay, - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:09
"If you are gay,
Understand, you got a tough road ahead of you. - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:04
Understand, you got a tough road ahead of you.
You are a female, gay, black Wayans. - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:05
You are a female, gay, black Wayans.
That's a tough, fucking life." - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:08
That's a tough, fucking life."
But, baby girl, when you walk into this home." - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:10
But, baby girl, when you walk into this home."
You got to-- - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:04
You got to--
Just a, you know, one dick. Like, you know, just accidentally, - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:08
Just a, you know, one dick. Like, you know, just accidentall...
Look, girl, you got to try the dick, you know? - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:04
Look, girl, you got to try the dick, you know?
Like, not right now 'cause you're only 15 years old, - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:06
Like, not right now 'cause you're only 15 years ol...
And don't try a 17-year-old dick 'cause that's going to be quick and bad - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:12
And don't try a 17-year-old dick 'cause that'...
You know? Go get you a nice, 22-year-old grad school dick. - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:05
You know? Go get you a nice, 22-year-old grad school dick.
You know what I mean? Somebody that had a couple - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:06
You know what I mean? Somebody that had a couple
You know, it was cleared up, - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:07
You know, it was cleared up,
But you got to try a dick, and don't get no little, - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:06
But you got to try a dick, and don't get no little,
And don't get no super, girthy dick - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:07
And don't get no super, girthy dick
Every time you having sex with it, it feels like you need an episiotomy - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:07
Every time you having sex with it, it feels like you need an...
And don't get no little, weird, uncircumcised dick. Don't get no... - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:05
And don't get no little, weird, uncircumcised dick. Don...
One of them dick that look like an anteater - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:06
One of them dick that look like an anteater
And when you pull the skin back, its all full of lint and cheese. - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:05
And when you pull the skin back, its all full of lint and ch...
Like an old gym sock that's been left in a locker room for two or three days. - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:05
Like an old gym sock that's been left in a locker room ...