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Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish

But when your child is cryingon your shoulder about some real tears,about shit that's...

But when your child is crying
on your shoulder about some real tears,
about shit that's going on in her life

Full Transcript

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But when your child is crying on your shoulder
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about some real tears, about shit that's going on in her life.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
23
Timestamp in Movie
00:58:20
Uploaded
Jun 28, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
Comedy Dynamics,Wayans Alvarez Productions

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Movie Summary

An American stand-up comedy special starring Marlon Wayans who jokes about politics, racism, hip-hop, gay rights, and raising kids.
It's not on me to judge her, it's on me to love her. - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:05
It's not on me to judge her, it's on me to love he...
So, I grabbed my baby, and I hugged her, and let her know it was going to be okay. - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:05
So, I grabbed my baby, and I hugged her, and let her know it...
And she was crying and snotting on my brand new Gucci shirt, - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:06
And she was crying and snotting on my brand new Gucci shirt,
You know, through the form of a song. I said, "Hey, baby girl, you know... - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:04
You know, through the form of a song. I said, "Hey, bab...
Look at my sperm. Look at how beautiful you are." - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:24
Look at my sperm. Look at how beautiful you are."
I'm almost your height." - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:09
I'm almost your height."
And as a dad, all you want to see is your child be great. - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:04
And as a dad, all you want to see is your child be great.
That's all you want, to see your child be their greatest them. - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:05
That's all you want, to see your child be their greates...
And so my son, he was playing basketball, and he's a great basketball player. - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:04
And so my son, he was playing basketball, and he's a gr...
Yeah, he's so good. And he was playing not so good one game. - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:06
Yeah, he's so good. And he was playing not so good one ...
And as a sports fan, I did what I normally do - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:05
And as a sports fan, I did what I normally do
"Hey, nigga, you suck!" - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:13
"Hey, nigga, you suck!"
I got t-shirts, "Big motherfucker, little motherfucker." - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:16
I got t-shirts, "Big motherfucker, little motherfucker....
If I didn't play great every night, you wouldn't have no goddamn, - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:23
If I didn't play great every night, you wouldn't h...
I write, I produce, I act, I do movies, I do TV, I do standup." - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:09
I write, I produce, I act, I do movies, I do TV, I do standu...
So, don't give me that, 'Dad, it's not work.' - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:04
So, don't give me that, 'Dad, it's not work.&...
Well, let me tell you something, motherfucker, - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:04
Well, let me tell you something, motherfucker,
So, the least your stupid ass can do is go out there - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:15
So, the least your stupid ass can do is go out there
I said, "What, Shawn?" I said, "What?" - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:04
I said, "What, Shawn?" I said, "What?"
You can come back here, you can look me in my face and go, - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:14
You can come back here, you can look me in my face and go,