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I swear to God, he was going to write the cop a ticket
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Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish

I swear to God,he was going to write the cop a ticket

I swear to God,
he was going to write the cop a ticket

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I swear to God, he was going to write the cop a ticket.
Duration
4 seconds
Views
33
Timestamp in Movie
00:35:46
Uploaded
Jun 28, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
Comedy Dynamics,Wayans Alvarez Productions

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Movie Summary

An American stand-up comedy special starring Marlon Wayans who jokes about politics, racism, hip-hop, gay rights, and raising kids.
I was hiding in the glovebox, like, "Nigga, he gonna get shot - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:05
I was hiding in the glovebox, like, "Nigga, he gonna ge...
"If the cops pull you over, I want you to say, 'Hey, bucko! - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:05
"If the cops pull you over, I want you to say, 'He...
You better have a goddamn, good reason why.' - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:10
You better have a goddamn, good reason why.'
You watch your freaking mouth. I pay my taxes. - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:05
You watch your freaking mouth. I pay my taxes.
Yeah, so that means you work for me.' - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:08
Yeah, so that means you work for me.'
Go ahead. Spray me right in my blue eye and make it red. - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:04
Go ahead. Spray me right in my blue eye and make it red.
Yeah, 'cause I'll have my lawyer so far up your asshole, - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:07
Yeah, 'cause I'll have my lawyer so far up your as...
Then, he says one more smart thing, one more smart thing, - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:07
Then, he says one more smart thing, one more smart thing,
'Dear Mr. President Trump...'" - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:07
'Dear Mr. President Trump...'"
"Dear white folks and Trump supporters, please fasten your seat belt, - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:08
"Dear white folks and Trump supporters, please fasten y...
So, strap it in and enjoy the ride. We'll be out of here in no time." - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:05
So, strap it in and enjoy the ride. We'll be out of her...
He's turned the White House into a reality show. - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:05
He's turned the White House into a reality show.
I swear, I find myself watching politics the way women watch reality shows. - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:05
I swear, I find myself watching politics the way women watch...
I'm like, "Girl, did you see what happened today?" - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:07
I'm like, "Girl, did you see what happened today?&...
Your boy Trump is tripping again." - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:11
Your boy Trump is tripping again."
But he hired this cockeyed bitch, Sarah Huckabee Sanders. - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:05
But he hired this cockeyed bitch, Sarah Huckabee Sanders.
Let me tell you something, - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:05
Let me tell you something,
Ooh, that cockeyed heifer got attitude. She be like, 'What the fuck do you want? - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:05
Ooh, that cockeyed heifer got attitude. She be like, 'W...
You want a straight answer? Give me a straight eye, motherfucker.' - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:12
You want a straight answer? Give me a straight eye, motherfu...
I think Putin got pictures of Trump doing some sexy shit - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:10
I think Putin got pictures of Trump doing some sexy shit