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Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish

I was talking to my kids, I was like,"Baby, if the cops pull you over, you hush your...

I was talking to my kids, I was like,
"Baby, if the cops pull you over, you hush your mouth,
and now don't you sass me, boy!

Full Transcript

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I was talking to my kids, I was like, "Baby, if the cops pull you over,
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you hush your mouth, and now don't you sass me, boy!
Duration
6 seconds
Views
31
Timestamp in Movie
00:34:33
Uploaded
Jun 28, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
Comedy Dynamics,Wayans Alvarez Productions

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Movie Summary

An American stand-up comedy special starring Marlon Wayans who jokes about politics, racism, hip-hop, gay rights, and raising kids.
The cops pull you over, I want you to hold your head down - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:05
The cops pull you over, I want you to hold your head down
And you just rock back and forth, he goes, 'You know why I pulled you over?' - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:07
And you just rock back and forth, he goes, 'You know wh...
He goes, 'You know why I pulled you over?' Go, 'No, suh, but I sure do trust ya!' - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:14
He goes, 'You know why I pulled you over?' Go, �...
'No, suh, Mr. Bossman, master-man, suh, I'd never do such a thing.' - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:10
'No, suh, Mr. Bossman, master-man, suh, I'd never ...
I get jealous because I got white friends - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:11
I get jealous because I got white friends
'Cause when we got pulled over, - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:06
'Cause when we got pulled over,
He cursed the police out so bad, I thought he pulled the cop over. - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:05
He cursed the police out so bad, I thought he pulled the cop...
I swear to God, he was going to write the cop a ticket. - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:04
I swear to God, he was going to write the cop a ticket.
I was hiding in the glovebox, like, "Nigga, he gonna get shot - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:05
I was hiding in the glovebox, like, "Nigga, he gonna ge...
"If the cops pull you over, I want you to say, 'Hey, bucko! - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:05
"If the cops pull you over, I want you to say, 'He...
You better have a goddamn, good reason why.' - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:10
You better have a goddamn, good reason why.'
You watch your freaking mouth. I pay my taxes. - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:05
You watch your freaking mouth. I pay my taxes.
Yeah, so that means you work for me.' - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:08
Yeah, so that means you work for me.'
Go ahead. Spray me right in my blue eye and make it red. - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:04
Go ahead. Spray me right in my blue eye and make it red.
Yeah, 'cause I'll have my lawyer so far up your asshole, - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:07
Yeah, 'cause I'll have my lawyer so far up your as...
Then, he says one more smart thing, one more smart thing, - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:07
Then, he says one more smart thing, one more smart thing,
'Dear Mr. President Trump...'" - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:07
'Dear Mr. President Trump...'"
"Dear white folks and Trump supporters, please fasten your seat belt, - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:08
"Dear white folks and Trump supporters, please fasten y...
So, strap it in and enjoy the ride. We'll be out of here in no time." - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:05
So, strap it in and enjoy the ride. We'll be out of her...
He's turned the White House into a reality show. - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:05
He's turned the White House into a reality show.