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Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish

I wish there was an applicationyou could fill out, and you could send it into nigga...

I wish there was an application
you could fill out, and you could send it in
to nigga immigrations." You go to niggagations
and get your fucking nigga pass

Full Transcript

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I wish there was an application you could fill out,
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and you could send it in to nigga immigrations."
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You go to niggagations and get your fucking nigga pass.
Duration
12 seconds
Views
28
Timestamp in Movie
00:25:28
Uploaded
Jun 28, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
Comedy Dynamics,Wayans Alvarez Productions

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Movie Summary

An American stand-up comedy special starring Marlon Wayans who jokes about politics, racism, hip-hop, gay rights, and raising kids.
You know what I mean? And there's an angry brother sitting - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:05
You know what I mean? And there's an angry brother sitt...
"Yeah, what you want?" - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:12
"Yeah, what you want?"
All right, well... who sent you?" - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:07
All right, well... who sent you?"
"L... A... Q... apostrophe... - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:06
"L... A... Q... apostrophe...
E... Accent over the E..." - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:16
E... Accent over the E..."
Hey, I want to thank you. Now I know how to spell my wife - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:05
Hey, I want to thank you. Now I know how to spell my wife
All right. On The Cosby Show when Denise made Theo - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:06
All right. On The Cosby Show when Denise made Theo
What was the name of the real designer that she knocked off? - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:06
What was the name of the real designer that she knocked off?
Okay. Your hobbies are eating, drinking, smoking, and all types of ill shit. - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:05
Okay. Your hobbies are eating, drinking, smoking, and all ty...
What's your favorite flavor of Kool-Aid?" - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:06
What's your favorite flavor of Kool-Aid?"
It does something funny to a black person's mouth - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:06
It does something funny to a black person's mouth
"Well, that be three parts sugar, one part water." - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:09
"Well, that be three parts sugar, one part water."
Denied! Get the fuck up out of here! - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:04
Denied! Get the fuck up out of here!
If you sip it and don't get instant diabetes, - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:07
If you sip it and don't get instant diabetes,
Every nigga know the flavor ain't fruit punch. - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:05
Every nigga know the flavor ain't fruit punch.
So, finally I caved in and I gave him a nigga pass. - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:04
So, finally I caved in and I gave him a nigga pass.
I gave him a nigga pass 'cause I knew him my whole life, - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:12
I gave him a nigga pass 'cause I knew him my whole life...
You do not get a universal nigga pass. - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:05
You do not get a universal nigga pass.
You gotta get your nigga passport stamped. Every fucking new black person you meet, - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:07
You gotta get your nigga passport stamped. Every fucking new...
'Cause Dr. Dre endorsed him. His baby mama drama is real... - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:06
'Cause Dr. Dre endorsed him. His baby mama drama is rea...