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Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish

If, for a split second,you be in your car, like, "Wait, did I steal this shit?"

If, for a split second,
you be in your car, like, "Wait, did I steal this shit?"

Full Transcript

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If, for a split second, you be in your car, like,
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"Wait, did I steal this shit?"
Duration
7 seconds
Views
27
Timestamp in Movie
00:30:19
Uploaded
Jun 28, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
Comedy Dynamics,Wayans Alvarez Productions

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Movie Summary

An American stand-up comedy special starring Marlon Wayans who jokes about politics, racism, hip-hop, gay rights, and raising kids.
You can't partner a potentially racist cop with another potentially racist cop. - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:06
You can't partner a potentially racist cop with another...
So, for every potentially racist cop, - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:09
So, for every potentially racist cop,
Yes, because sisters are firm, but they are fair. - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:05
Yes, because sisters are firm, but they are fair.
That white cop get out of hand? Oh, sister going to check his ass. - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:05
That white cop get out of hand? Oh, sister going to check hi...
He is a human bein'." - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:09
He is a human bein'."
I 'pecifically told you, don't speak to that boy like that." - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:10
I 'pecifically told you, don't speak to that boy l...
Put your hands in the air, but don't wave 'em - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:08
Put your hands in the air, but don't wave 'em
I think he has a fucking gun! It's a 12 gauge! It's huge!" - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:06
I think he has a fucking gun! It's a 12 gauge! It'...
Baby, what's your fucking problem? You know why we pulled your ass over? - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:04
Baby, what's your fucking problem? You know why we pull...
Confiscate this for evidence. Okay, everything's good here." - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:08
Confiscate this for evidence. Okay, everything's good h...
I'll axe the questions." - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:13
I'll axe the questions."
Now, you see, I'm passionate about this shit, - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:05
Now, you see, I'm passionate about this shit,
They may not come home - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:06
They may not come home
And see, I don't care if you're black, I don't care if you're white, - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:05
And see, I don't care if you're black, I don'...
I don't care if you're Asian, I don't care if you're a little person, - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:06
I don't care if you're Asian, I don't care if...
No parent should be strapped with the anxiety of, - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:07
No parent should be strapped with the anxiety of,
But see, they tell us as-- They tell us, as black folks - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:06
But see, they tell us as-- They tell us, as black folks
"The talk." - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:09
"The talk."
You sit your children down, you tell them to be respectful - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:05
You sit your children down, you tell them to be respectful
So, see, I tried to have "the talk" with my kids... - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:04
So, see, I tried to have "the talk" with my kids.....