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Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish

"If you are gay, and this is the life that you chose, or better yet, the life that chose...

"If you are gay, and this is the life that you chose, or better yet, the life that chose you

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"If you are gay,
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and this is the life that you chose,
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or better yet, the life that chose you.
Duration
9 seconds
Views
29
Timestamp in Movie
00:55:08
Uploaded
Jun 28, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
Comedy Dynamics,Wayans Alvarez Productions

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Movie Summary

An American stand-up comedy special starring Marlon Wayans who jokes about politics, racism, hip-hop, gay rights, and raising kids.
Understand, you got a tough road ahead of you. - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:04
Understand, you got a tough road ahead of you.
You are a female, gay, black Wayans. - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:05
You are a female, gay, black Wayans.
That's a tough, fucking life." - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:08
That's a tough, fucking life."
But, baby girl, when you walk into this home." - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:10
But, baby girl, when you walk into this home."
You got to-- - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:04
You got to--
Just a, you know, one dick. Like, you know, just accidentally, - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:08
Just a, you know, one dick. Like, you know, just accidentall...
Look, girl, you got to try the dick, you know? - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:04
Look, girl, you got to try the dick, you know?
Like, not right now 'cause you're only 15 years old, - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:06
Like, not right now 'cause you're only 15 years ol...
And don't try a 17-year-old dick 'cause that's going to be quick and bad - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:12
And don't try a 17-year-old dick 'cause that'...
You know? Go get you a nice, 22-year-old grad school dick. - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:05
You know? Go get you a nice, 22-year-old grad school dick.
You know what I mean? Somebody that had a couple - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:06
You know what I mean? Somebody that had a couple
You know, it was cleared up, - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:07
You know, it was cleared up,
But you got to try a dick, and don't get no little, - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:06
But you got to try a dick, and don't get no little,
And don't get no super, girthy dick - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:07
And don't get no super, girthy dick
Every time you having sex with it, it feels like you need an episiotomy - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:07
Every time you having sex with it, it feels like you need an...
And don't get no little, weird, uncircumcised dick. Don't get no... - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:05
And don't get no little, weird, uncircumcised dick. Don...
One of them dick that look like an anteater - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:06
One of them dick that look like an anteater
And when you pull the skin back, its all full of lint and cheese. - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:05
And when you pull the skin back, its all full of lint and ch...
Like an old gym sock that's been left in a locker room for two or three days. - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:05
Like an old gym sock that's been left in a locker room ...
And when you taste it, it tastes bad, - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:05
And when you taste it, it tastes bad,