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Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish

I'm almost your height." I'll be looking at him, like,"Nigga, I'll fuck you up." No, no,...

I'm almost your height." I'll be looking at him, like,
"Nigga, I'll fuck you up." No, no, no. See, 'cause little boys,
they wanna test they daddies

Full Transcript

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I'm almost your height."
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I'll be looking at him, like, "Nigga, I'll fuck you up."
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No, no, no. See, 'cause little boys, they wanna test they daddies.
Duration
9 seconds
Views
19
Timestamp in Movie
00:59:23
Uploaded
Jun 28, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
Comedy Dynamics,Wayans Alvarez Productions

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Movie Summary

An American stand-up comedy special starring Marlon Wayans who jokes about politics, racism, hip-hop, gay rights, and raising kids.
And as a dad, all you want to see is your child be great. - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:04
And as a dad, all you want to see is your child be great.
That's all you want, to see your child be their greatest them. - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:05
That's all you want, to see your child be their greates...
And so my son, he was playing basketball, and he's a great basketball player. - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:04
And so my son, he was playing basketball, and he's a gr...
Yeah, he's so good. And he was playing not so good one game. - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:06
Yeah, he's so good. And he was playing not so good one ...
And as a sports fan, I did what I normally do - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:05
And as a sports fan, I did what I normally do
"Hey, nigga, you suck!" - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:13
"Hey, nigga, you suck!"
I got t-shirts, "Big motherfucker, little motherfucker." - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:16
I got t-shirts, "Big motherfucker, little motherfucker....
If I didn't play great every night, you wouldn't have no goddamn, - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:23
If I didn't play great every night, you wouldn't h...
I write, I produce, I act, I do movies, I do TV, I do standup." - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:09
I write, I produce, I act, I do movies, I do TV, I do standu...
So, don't give me that, 'Dad, it's not work.' - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:04
So, don't give me that, 'Dad, it's not work.&...
Well, let me tell you something, motherfucker, - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:04
Well, let me tell you something, motherfucker,
So, the least your stupid ass can do is go out there - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:15
So, the least your stupid ass can do is go out there
I said, "What, Shawn?" I said, "What?" - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:04
I said, "What, Shawn?" I said, "What?"
You can come back here, you can look me in my face and go, - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:14
You can come back here, you can look me in my face and go,
I want your bottom lip to hit your chest - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:21
I want your bottom lip to hit your chest
And he gets fouled. He brought his team back - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:05
And he gets fouled. He brought his team back
They lose by one. I am so happy. - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:05
They lose by one. I am so happy.
I'm not happy because he missed the shot. - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:04
I'm not happy because he missed the shot.
I was happy, man, because as a father, - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:06
I was happy, man, because as a father,
That I seen the great that I knew he could be since birth. - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:04
That I seen the great that I knew he could be since birth.