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Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish

I'm like, "Wait, are y'all getting pointsfor that shit?" But see, for black folks,...

I'm like, "Wait, are y'all getting points
for that shit?" But see, for black folks, man,
it's scary being black

Full Transcript

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I'm like, "Wait, are y'all getting points for that shit?"
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But see, for black folks, man, it's scary being black.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
24
Timestamp in Movie
00:29:48
Uploaded
Jun 28, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
Comedy Dynamics,Wayans Alvarez Productions

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Movie Summary

An American stand-up comedy special starring Marlon Wayans who jokes about politics, racism, hip-hop, gay rights, and raising kids.
When the cops are in back of me-- Something happens to you - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:06
When the cops are in back of me-- Something happens to you
You immediately-- When the cops-- The lights don't gotta be on, - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:05
You immediately-- When the cops-- The lights don't gott...
You immediately freeze. And you start looking - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:06
You immediately freeze. And you start looking
Them cops come in back of you, you sit up real white - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:06
Them cops come in back of you, you sit up real white
If, for a split second, you be in your car, like, - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:07
If, for a split second, you be in your car, like,
You can't partner a potentially racist cop with another potentially racist cop. - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:06
You can't partner a potentially racist cop with another...
So, for every potentially racist cop, - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:09
So, for every potentially racist cop,
Yes, because sisters are firm, but they are fair. - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:05
Yes, because sisters are firm, but they are fair.
That white cop get out of hand? Oh, sister going to check his ass. - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:05
That white cop get out of hand? Oh, sister going to check hi...
He is a human bein'." - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:09
He is a human bein'."
I 'pecifically told you, don't speak to that boy like that." - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:10
I 'pecifically told you, don't speak to that boy l...
Put your hands in the air, but don't wave 'em - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:08
Put your hands in the air, but don't wave 'em
I think he has a fucking gun! It's a 12 gauge! It's huge!" - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:06
I think he has a fucking gun! It's a 12 gauge! It'...
Baby, what's your fucking problem? You know why we pulled your ass over? - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:04
Baby, what's your fucking problem? You know why we pull...
Confiscate this for evidence. Okay, everything's good here." - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:08
Confiscate this for evidence. Okay, everything's good h...
I'll axe the questions." - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:13
I'll axe the questions."
Now, you see, I'm passionate about this shit, - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:05
Now, you see, I'm passionate about this shit,
They may not come home - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:06
They may not come home
And see, I don't care if you're black, I don't care if you're white, - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:05
And see, I don't care if you're black, I don'...
I don't care if you're Asian, I don't care if you're a little person, - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:06
I don't care if you're Asian, I don't care if...