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Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish

It was hard because, you know,this was a little white girl, too, so she gave me a two for...

it was hard because, you know,
this was a little white girl, too, so she gave me a two for one, right?

Full Transcript

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it was hard because, you know, this was a little white girl, too,
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so she gave me a two for one, right?
Duration
6 seconds
Views
35
Timestamp in Movie
00:58:13
Uploaded
Jun 28, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
Comedy Dynamics,Wayans Alvarez Productions

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Movie Summary

An American stand-up comedy special starring Marlon Wayans who jokes about politics, racism, hip-hop, gay rights, and raising kids.
But when your child is crying on your shoulder - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:07
But when your child is crying on your shoulder
It's not on me to judge her, it's on me to love her. - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:05
It's not on me to judge her, it's on me to love he...
So, I grabbed my baby, and I hugged her, and let her know it was going to be okay. - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:05
So, I grabbed my baby, and I hugged her, and let her know it...
And she was crying and snotting on my brand new Gucci shirt, - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:06
And she was crying and snotting on my brand new Gucci shirt,
You know, through the form of a song. I said, "Hey, baby girl, you know... - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:04
You know, through the form of a song. I said, "Hey, bab...
Look at my sperm. Look at how beautiful you are." - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:24
Look at my sperm. Look at how beautiful you are."
I'm almost your height." - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:09
I'm almost your height."
And as a dad, all you want to see is your child be great. - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:04
And as a dad, all you want to see is your child be great.
That's all you want, to see your child be their greatest them. - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:05
That's all you want, to see your child be their greates...
And so my son, he was playing basketball, and he's a great basketball player. - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:04
And so my son, he was playing basketball, and he's a gr...
Yeah, he's so good. And he was playing not so good one game. - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:06
Yeah, he's so good. And he was playing not so good one ...
And as a sports fan, I did what I normally do - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:05
And as a sports fan, I did what I normally do
"Hey, nigga, you suck!" - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:13
"Hey, nigga, you suck!"
I got t-shirts, "Big motherfucker, little motherfucker." - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:16
I got t-shirts, "Big motherfucker, little motherfucker....
If I didn't play great every night, you wouldn't have no goddamn, - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:23
If I didn't play great every night, you wouldn't h...
I write, I produce, I act, I do movies, I do TV, I do standup." - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:09
I write, I produce, I act, I do movies, I do TV, I do standu...
So, don't give me that, 'Dad, it's not work.' - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:04
So, don't give me that, 'Dad, it's not work.&...
Well, let me tell you something, motherfucker, - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:04
Well, let me tell you something, motherfucker,
So, the least your stupid ass can do is go out there - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:15
So, the least your stupid ass can do is go out there
I said, "What, Shawn?" I said, "What?" - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:04
I said, "What, Shawn?" I said, "What?"