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Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish

No. Hide me.Please, let the white folks get me 'cause all they make is bacon

No. Hide me.
Please, let the white folks get me 'cause all they make is bacon

Full Transcript

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No. Hide me. Please, let the white folks get me
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'cause all they make is bacon.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
25
Timestamp in Movie
00:23:39
Uploaded
Jun 28, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
Comedy Dynamics,Wayans Alvarez Productions

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Movie Summary

An American stand-up comedy special starring Marlon Wayans who jokes about politics, racism, hip-hop, gay rights, and raising kids.
Look at my feet. They took my fucking feet. - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:05
Look at my feet. They took my fucking feet.
And they hands get sticky and start looking like pig feet. - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:04
And they hands get sticky and start looking like pig feet.
Look at what-- - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:06
Look at what--
All-- The whole family. The momma, the kids, the uncle, - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:07
All-- The whole family. The momma, the kids, the uncle,
They boiled it, put some Larry's on it, and called the shit, chitlins. - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:06
They boiled it, put some Larry's on it, and called the ...
It stunk up the whole house and they still ate it. - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:04
It stunk up the whole house and they still ate it.
'Cause the nigga took my neck bone, - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:06
'Cause the nigga took my neck bone,
That's beauty of black people, the beauty of our culture, - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:05
That's beauty of black people, the beauty of our cultur...
We take our pain and we turn it into positivity. - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:04
We take our pain and we turn it into positivity.
But you know-- And my white friend, you know, he was like, - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:08
But you know-- And my white friend, you know, he was like,
I know you have a wall up, but if I dig a tunnel up under here... - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:04
I know you have a wall up, but if I dig a tunnel up under he...
How do I get to the n-word?" - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:07
How do I get to the n-word?"
I wish there was an application you could fill out, - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:12
I wish there was an application you could fill out,
You know what I mean? And there's an angry brother sitting - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:05
You know what I mean? And there's an angry brother sitt...
"Yeah, what you want?" - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:12
"Yeah, what you want?"
All right, well... who sent you?" - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:07
All right, well... who sent you?"
"L... A... Q... apostrophe... - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:06
"L... A... Q... apostrophe...
E... Accent over the E..." - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:16
E... Accent over the E..."
Hey, I want to thank you. Now I know how to spell my wife - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:05
Hey, I want to thank you. Now I know how to spell my wife
All right. On The Cosby Show when Denise made Theo - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:06
All right. On The Cosby Show when Denise made Theo