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Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish

No parent should be strappedwith the anxiety of, "Is my child going to be safe?"

No parent should be strapped
with the anxiety of, "Is my child going to be safe?"

Full Transcript

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No parent should be strapped with the anxiety of,
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"Is my child going to be safe?"
Duration
7 seconds
Views
24
Timestamp in Movie
00:33:47
Uploaded
Jun 28, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
Comedy Dynamics,Wayans Alvarez Productions

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Movie Summary

An American stand-up comedy special starring Marlon Wayans who jokes about politics, racism, hip-hop, gay rights, and raising kids.
But see, they tell us as-- They tell us, as black folks - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:06
But see, they tell us as-- They tell us, as black folks
"The talk." - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:09
"The talk."
You sit your children down, you tell them to be respectful - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:05
You sit your children down, you tell them to be respectful
So, see, I tried to have "the talk" with my kids... - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:04
So, see, I tried to have "the talk" with my kids.....
Halfway through the talk - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:09
Halfway through the talk
I was talking to my kids, I was like, "Baby, if the cops pull you over, - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:06
I was talking to my kids, I was like, "Baby, if the cop...
The cops pull you over, I want you to hold your head down - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:05
The cops pull you over, I want you to hold your head down
And you just rock back and forth, he goes, 'You know why I pulled you over?' - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:07
And you just rock back and forth, he goes, 'You know wh...
He goes, 'You know why I pulled you over?' Go, 'No, suh, but I sure do trust ya!' - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:14
He goes, 'You know why I pulled you over?' Go, �...
'No, suh, Mr. Bossman, master-man, suh, I'd never do such a thing.' - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:10
'No, suh, Mr. Bossman, master-man, suh, I'd never ...
I get jealous because I got white friends - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:11
I get jealous because I got white friends
'Cause when we got pulled over, - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:06
'Cause when we got pulled over,
He cursed the police out so bad, I thought he pulled the cop over. - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:05
He cursed the police out so bad, I thought he pulled the cop...
I swear to God, he was going to write the cop a ticket. - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:04
I swear to God, he was going to write the cop a ticket.
I was hiding in the glovebox, like, "Nigga, he gonna get shot - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:05
I was hiding in the glovebox, like, "Nigga, he gonna ge...
"If the cops pull you over, I want you to say, 'Hey, bucko! - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:05
"If the cops pull you over, I want you to say, 'He...
You better have a goddamn, good reason why.' - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:10
You better have a goddamn, good reason why.'
You watch your freaking mouth. I pay my taxes. - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:05
You watch your freaking mouth. I pay my taxes.
Yeah, so that means you work for me.' - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:08
Yeah, so that means you work for me.'
Go ahead. Spray me right in my blue eye and make it red. - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:04
Go ahead. Spray me right in my blue eye and make it red.