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Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish

They may not come home because of the shit that's popping off,and I just can't have that

they may not come home because of the shit that's popping off,
and I just can't have that

Full Transcript

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they may not come home
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because of the shit that's popping off, and I just can't have that.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
25
Timestamp in Movie
00:33:30
Uploaded
Jun 28, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
Comedy Dynamics,Wayans Alvarez Productions

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Movie Summary

An American stand-up comedy special starring Marlon Wayans who jokes about politics, racism, hip-hop, gay rights, and raising kids.
And see, I don't care if you're black, I don't care if you're white, - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:05
And see, I don't care if you're black, I don'...
I don't care if you're Asian, I don't care if you're a little person, - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:06
I don't care if you're Asian, I don't care if...
No parent should be strapped with the anxiety of, - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:07
No parent should be strapped with the anxiety of,
But see, they tell us as-- They tell us, as black folks - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:06
But see, they tell us as-- They tell us, as black folks
"The talk." - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:09
"The talk."
You sit your children down, you tell them to be respectful - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:05
You sit your children down, you tell them to be respectful
So, see, I tried to have "the talk" with my kids... - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:04
So, see, I tried to have "the talk" with my kids.....
Halfway through the talk - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:09
Halfway through the talk
I was talking to my kids, I was like, "Baby, if the cops pull you over, - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:06
I was talking to my kids, I was like, "Baby, if the cop...
The cops pull you over, I want you to hold your head down - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:05
The cops pull you over, I want you to hold your head down
And you just rock back and forth, he goes, 'You know why I pulled you over?' - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:07
And you just rock back and forth, he goes, 'You know wh...
He goes, 'You know why I pulled you over?' Go, 'No, suh, but I sure do trust ya!' - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:14
He goes, 'You know why I pulled you over?' Go, �...
'No, suh, Mr. Bossman, master-man, suh, I'd never do such a thing.' - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:10
'No, suh, Mr. Bossman, master-man, suh, I'd never ...
I get jealous because I got white friends - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:11
I get jealous because I got white friends
'Cause when we got pulled over, - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:06
'Cause when we got pulled over,
He cursed the police out so bad, I thought he pulled the cop over. - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:05
He cursed the police out so bad, I thought he pulled the cop...
I swear to God, he was going to write the cop a ticket. - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:04
I swear to God, he was going to write the cop a ticket.
I was hiding in the glovebox, like, "Nigga, he gonna get shot - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:05
I was hiding in the glovebox, like, "Nigga, he gonna ge...
"If the cops pull you over, I want you to say, 'Hey, bucko! - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:05
"If the cops pull you over, I want you to say, 'He...
You better have a goddamn, good reason why.' - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:10
You better have a goddamn, good reason why.'