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Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish

"Well, that be three parts sugar,one part water." "Motherfucker, what you making, milk?

"Well, that be three parts sugar,
one part water." "Motherfucker, what you making, milk?

Full Transcript

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"Well, that be three parts sugar, one part water."
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"Motherfucker, what you making, milk?
Duration
9 seconds
Views
21
Timestamp in Movie
00:27:50
Uploaded
Jun 28, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
Comedy Dynamics,Wayans Alvarez Productions

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Movie Summary

An American stand-up comedy special starring Marlon Wayans who jokes about politics, racism, hip-hop, gay rights, and raising kids.
Denied! Get the fuck up out of here! - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:04
Denied! Get the fuck up out of here!
If you sip it and don't get instant diabetes, - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:07
If you sip it and don't get instant diabetes,
Every nigga know the flavor ain't fruit punch. - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:05
Every nigga know the flavor ain't fruit punch.
So, finally I caved in and I gave him a nigga pass. - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:04
So, finally I caved in and I gave him a nigga pass.
I gave him a nigga pass 'cause I knew him my whole life, - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:12
I gave him a nigga pass 'cause I knew him my whole life...
You do not get a universal nigga pass. - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:05
You do not get a universal nigga pass.
You gotta get your nigga passport stamped. Every fucking new black person you meet, - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:07
You gotta get your nigga passport stamped. Every fucking new...
'Cause Dr. Dre endorsed him. His baby mama drama is real... - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:06
'Cause Dr. Dre endorsed him. His baby mama drama is rea...
And that freestyle he did about Donald Trump was amazing. - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:05
And that freestyle he did about Donald Trump was amazing.
So, what I'm saying is, you can say "nigga" around yo niggas, - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:09
So, what I'm saying is, you can say "nigga" a...
Cops are shooting niggas like they playing a game - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:05
Cops are shooting niggas like they playing a game
I'm like, "Wait, are y'all getting points for that shit?" - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:07
I'm like, "Wait, are y'all getting points for...
When the cops are in back of me-- Something happens to you - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:06
When the cops are in back of me-- Something happens to you
You immediately-- When the cops-- The lights don't gotta be on, - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:05
You immediately-- When the cops-- The lights don't gott...
You immediately freeze. And you start looking - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:06
You immediately freeze. And you start looking
Them cops come in back of you, you sit up real white - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:06
Them cops come in back of you, you sit up real white
If, for a split second, you be in your car, like, - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:07
If, for a split second, you be in your car, like,
You can't partner a potentially racist cop with another potentially racist cop. - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:06
You can't partner a potentially racist cop with another...
So, for every potentially racist cop, - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:09
So, for every potentially racist cop,
Yes, because sisters are firm, but they are fair. - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:05
Yes, because sisters are firm, but they are fair.