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You ain't getting no First Lady Koochie tonight.'
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Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish

You ain't getting noFirst Lady Koochie tonight.' "Girl, do you know he fired Comey?" "The...

You ain't getting no
First Lady Koochie tonight.' "Girl, do you know he fired Comey?" "The FBI director? Why?" "I don't know

Full Transcript

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You ain't getting no First Lady Koochie tonight.'
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"Girl, do you know he fired Comey?"
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"The FBI director? Why?"
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"I don't know.
Duration
10 seconds
Views
22
Timestamp in Movie
00:38:46
Uploaded
Jun 28, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
Comedy Dynamics,Wayans Alvarez Productions

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Movie Summary

An American stand-up comedy special starring Marlon Wayans who jokes about politics, racism, hip-hop, gay rights, and raising kids.
But it sounds shady as fuck to me." - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:11
But it sounds shady as fuck to me."
'Cause this is the first time I ever seen white people... - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:04
'Cause this is the first time I ever seen white people....
'Cause the beauty of white people is white people love white people. - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:06
'Cause the beauty of white people is white people love ...
And they support each other, no matter how talented - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:06
And they support each other, no matter how talented
But with Trump, every time he says some stupid shit, - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:09
But with Trump, every time he says some stupid shit,
I'll even take the ashy shit that formulates right here. - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:04
I'll even take the ashy shit that formulates right here...
I don't know what the fuck it is, but when it gets 55 degrees and lower, - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:06
I don't know what the fuck it is, but when it gets 55 d...
Just somebody shut him the fuck up." - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:08
Just somebody shut him the fuck up."
So, yes, Donald Trump is embarrassing to white people, okay? - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:06
So, yes, Donald Trump is embarrassing to white people, okay?
[audience laughs] - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:08
[audience laughs]
I say, "I am happy for Barack." - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:08
I say, "I am happy for Barack."
Looked good in a suit, right? Had that black hair, - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:05
Looked good in a suit, right? Had that black hair,
8 years of fighting with Republicans, he got all old and gray. - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:05
8 years of fighting with Republicans, he got all old and gra...
By the end, Barack looked like he was, so tired of taking the Republican shit. - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:05
By the end, Barack looked like he was, so tired of taking th...
Right? He was like, "Fuck this bipartisan shit." - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:05
Right? He was like, "Fuck this bipartisan shit."
His last speech, he looked like he just wanted to go, - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:09
His last speech, he looked like he just wanted to go,
You can take your flag and shove it up your goddamn ass. - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:04
You can take your flag and shove it up your goddamn ass.
I'm moving to Seattle, where I legalized weed. - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:04
I'm moving to Seattle, where I legalized weed.
I just signed a lucrative deal with Ciroc Liquor and Sean Diddy Combs. - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:06
I just signed a lucrative deal with Ciroc Liquor and Sean Di...
So, come drink Ciroc with your boy Barack." - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:05
So, come drink Ciroc with your boy Barack."