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Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish

You know, you were smoking weed,got paranoid and shit, and started hallucinating.You came...

You know, you were smoking weed,
got paranoid and shit, and started hallucinating.
You came out your house, you was, like, ♪ I got broads in Atlanta ♪ [inhales, mutters indistinctly] [mutters indistinctly] [exhales] ♪ White Legacy panda ♪

Full Transcript

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You know, you were smoking weed, got paranoid and shit,
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and started hallucinating. You came out your house, you was, like,
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♪ I got broads in Atlanta ♪
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[inhales, mutters indistinctly]
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[mutters indistinctly]
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[exhales]
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♪ White Legacy panda ♪
Duration
18 seconds
Views
38
Timestamp in Movie
00:10:06
Uploaded
Jun 28, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
Comedy Dynamics,Wayans Alvarez Productions

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Movie Summary

An American stand-up comedy special starring Marlon Wayans who jokes about politics, racism, hip-hop, gay rights, and raising kids.
♪ The black car ♪ - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:05
♪ The black car ♪
My son walks by me-- The boy's not even saying lyrics. - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:05
My son walks by me-- The boy's not even saying lyrics.
I don't know what the fuck-- - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:05
I don't know what the fuck--
[trills] - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:12
[trills]
Throughout the entire song, Desiigner is screaming... - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:05
Throughout the entire song, Desiigner is screaming...
[trills, exclaims] - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:05
[trills, exclaims]
That sound like the inaudible sound that you make - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:09
That sound like the inaudible sound that you make
On a piece of furniture - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:09
On a piece of furniture
So, you go to take a piss and you be like, "Aw, shit--" - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:07
So, you go to take a piss and you be like, "Aw, shit--&...
[trills, exclaims] - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:05
[trills, exclaims]
She put the shit there, like, - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:07
She put the shit there, like,
What the fuck you got a goddamn treasure chest in the damn bedroom for? - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:05
What the fuck you got a goddamn treasure chest in the damn b...
You know that weird meat between your ass and your balls, fellas? - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:05
You know that weird meat between your ass and your balls, fe...
It's a weird little area because there look like there should be a vagina there, - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:09
It's a weird little area because there look like there ...
And it got them weird, scraggly hairs on it. - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:04
And it got them weird, scraggly hairs on it.
The hair don't grow right there. It's all scraggly and sparse. - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:04
The hair don't grow right there. It's all scraggly...
But it lay down. It look like LeBron James' hairline right here. - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:04
But it lay down. It look like LeBron James' hairline ri...
But if your hair's real nappy and shit, it look like Kevin Durant's. - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:05
But if your hair's real nappy and shit, it look like Ke...
But it's a weird little area, this little place, right? - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:04
But it's a weird little area, this little place, right?
It feels so good, you'll be making noises like a white girl in a lesbian porno. - Marlon Wayans: Woke-ish 00:06
It feels so good, you'll be making noises like a white ...