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Marlon Wayans: You Know What It Is

And if you know thesedicks I'm speaking, the uncircumcisedones usually belong "to...

And if you know these
dicks I'm speaking, the uncircumcised
ones usually belong "to Dominicans and
Puerto Ricans.'" [ Laughter ] [ Chuckles ] No, but my daughter was like, "No, Dad, you're
not getting it." She said, "I'm gay, so you love me or
you leave me alone." And she gave me two options,
but I only heard one, which is to love her, right?

Full Transcript

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And if you know these dicks I'm speaking,
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the uncircumcised ones usually belong
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"to Dominicans and Puerto Ricans.'"
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[ Laughter ]
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[ Chuckles ]
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No, but my daughter was like,
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"No, Dad, you're not getting it."
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She said, "I'm gay,
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so you love me or you leave me alone."
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And she gave me two options, but I only heard one,
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which is to love her, right?
Duration
30 seconds
Views
20
Timestamp in Movie
00:21:07
Uploaded
May 11, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Ugly Baby Productions,Dakota Pictures

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Movie Summary

Marlon explores his fears onstage, including the greatest one that is the realization that his bad decisions are what tore his family apart, and he sums up his way through self-awareness with the phrase "You know what it is."
I picked up the mirror and I said, - Marlon Wayans: You Know What It Is 00:04
I picked up the mirror and I said,
I'm lying here next to her mother every night, - Marlon Wayans: You Know What It Is 00:07
I'm lying here next to her mother every night,
"I'm wearing these skinny-ass leather pants - Marlon Wayans: You Know What It Is 00:06
"I'm wearing these skinny-ass leather pants
What the fuck is going on?" - Marlon Wayans: You Know What It Is 00:06
What the fuck is going on?"
I said, "Thank you, you freed me." - Marlon Wayans: You Know What It Is 00:14
I said, "Thank you, you freed me."
Not your mama's. I'm tired of that shit." - Marlon Wayans: You Know What It Is 00:07
Not your mama's. I'm tired of that shit."
I just wanna put it up underneath a desk - Marlon Wayans: You Know What It Is 00:06
I just wanna put it up underneath a desk
I've learned I like all kinds of pussy. - Marlon Wayans: You Know What It Is 00:05
I've learned I like all kinds of pussy.
And I'll say it to your face. I like White pussy. - Marlon Wayans: You Know What It Is 00:05
And I'll say it to your face. I like White pussy.
He said, "Man, me too!" - Marlon Wayans: You Know What It Is 00:07
He said, "Man, me too!"
I'll go down to Sarasota and grab me a fucking Karen, - Marlon Wayans: You Know What It Is 00:06
I'll go down to Sarasota and grab me a fucking Karen,
I'll put that dick so deep, she'll be like, - Marlon Wayans: You Know What It Is 00:20
I'll put that dick so deep, she'll be like,
[ Normal voice ] And then I fuck, - Marlon Wayans: You Know What It Is 00:18
[ Normal voice ] And then I fuck,
I like Black, Black, Black, - Marlon Wayans: You Know What It Is 00:07
I like Black, Black, Black,
I'm talking fucking Black Lives Matter black. - Marlon Wayans: You Know What It Is 00:05
I'm talking fucking Black Lives Matter black.
Bobby Brown crack finger black. - Marlon Wayans: You Know What It Is 00:04
Bobby Brown crack finger black.
[ Laughs ] - Marlon Wayans: You Know What It Is 00:07
[ Laughs ]
You pull their panties down and pussy got attitude, - Marlon Wayans: You Know What It Is 00:15
You pull their panties down and pussy got attitude,
[ Sighs ] - Marlon Wayans: You Know What It Is 00:06
[ Sighs ]
I'm so proud of her that Pride month passed, - Marlon Wayans: You Know What It Is 00:07
I'm so proud of her that Pride month passed,