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Marlon Wayans: You Know What It Is

Can't you be more discreet?" I said, "Baby", I was in the middleof the Atlantic Ocean,...

Can't you be more discreet?" [ Normal voice ] I said, "Baby", I was in the middle
of the Atlantic Ocean, 8,500 miles away

Full Transcript

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Can't you be more discreet?"
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[ Normal voice ] I said, "Baby",
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I was in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean,
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8,500 miles away.
Duration
9 seconds
Views
27
Timestamp in Movie
00:50:27
Uploaded
May 11, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Ugly Baby Productions,Dakota Pictures

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Movie Summary

Marlon explores his fears onstage, including the greatest one that is the realization that his bad decisions are what tore his family apart, and he sums up his way through self-awareness with the phrase "You know what it is."
You gotta know the latitude and longitude of my dick - Marlon Wayans: You Know What It Is 00:07
You gotta know the latitude and longitude of my dick
And look at you looking all stupid." - Marlon Wayans: You Know What It Is 00:04
And look at you looking all stupid."
I said, "I know, I can't believe I was sitting there - Marlon Wayans: You Know What It Is 00:11
I said, "I know, I can't believe I was sitting the...
Look at that shit all pigeon-toed, - Marlon Wayans: You Know What It Is 00:06
Look at that shit all pigeon-toed,
Look how stupid your fucking foot look up in the air, - Marlon Wayans: You Know What It Is 00:09
Look how stupid your fucking foot look up in the air,
Ain't that a bitch." - Marlon Wayans: You Know What It Is 00:09
Ain't that a bitch."
She was Swedish and Irish and German, - Marlon Wayans: You Know What It Is 00:09
She was Swedish and Irish and German,
[ As Steve ] "Marlon, listen." - Marlon Wayans: You Know What It Is 00:07
[ As Steve ] "Marlon, listen."
Pictures are worth a thousand words. - Marlon Wayans: You Know What It Is 00:05
Pictures are worth a thousand words.
We went in the middle of the ocean, - Marlon Wayans: You Know What It Is 00:12
We went in the middle of the ocean,
And you, being the good Samaritan that you are, - Marlon Wayans: You Know What It Is 00:06
And you, being the good Samaritan that you are,
You grabbed the mermaid to safety, - Marlon Wayans: You Know What It Is 00:04
You grabbed the mermaid to safety,
And you wasn't kissing her! No. No, no, no. - Marlon Wayans: You Know What It Is 00:04
And you wasn't kissing her! No. No, no, no.
"You was giving her mouth-to-mouth resuscitation." - Marlon Wayans: You Know What It Is 00:20
"You was giving her mouth-to-mouth resuscitation."
And see, that day was the worst day of my life. - Marlon Wayans: You Know What It Is 00:05
And see, that day was the worst day of my life.
They gonna close the lid, I'm like, - Marlon Wayans: You Know What It Is 00:09
They gonna close the lid, I'm like,
It's another thing to break your kid's heart. - Marlon Wayans: You Know What It Is 00:05
It's another thing to break your kid's heart.
Yeah, 'cause it's really hard to throw hot grits - Marlon Wayans: You Know What It Is 00:07
Yeah, 'cause it's really hard to throw hot grits
And she sees me holding the Bible, I said, - Marlon Wayans: You Know What It Is 00:10
And she sees me holding the Bible, I said,
And she was like, "Don't make me laugh." - Marlon Wayans: You Know What It Is 00:05
And she was like, "Don't make me laugh."